Ryan Cypret
@abrakapocus.bsky.social
The death of a beloved public figure is the perfect opportunity for the affably evil to virtue signal and pretend they're anything but.
December 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The death of a beloved public figure is the perfect opportunity for the affably evil to virtue signal and pretend they're anything but.
Reposted by Ryan Cypret
police departments devouring more and more of the city budget on the excuse of needing to fight a populace made restive because there's no money for anything but cops
a dish that makes its own sauce
a dish that makes its own sauce
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
police departments devouring more and more of the city budget on the excuse of needing to fight a populace made restive because there's no money for anything but cops
a dish that makes its own sauce
a dish that makes its own sauce
Difference between us and Maga? If the price for Trump going down over these files is if Slick Willie does too... let me count the ways that your terms are acceptable.
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Difference between us and Maga? If the price for Trump going down over these files is if Slick Willie does too... let me count the ways that your terms are acceptable.
When he was chanting "WE WILL WIN", he sure as fuck didn't mean US!
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When he was chanting "WE WILL WIN", he sure as fuck didn't mean US!
The scariest part about Halloween 3 was not the killer robots, nor the black magic cult. It was the company town.
October 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The scariest part about Halloween 3 was not the killer robots, nor the black magic cult. It was the company town.
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!
a man wearing a blue hard hat is pointing at another man
ALT: a man wearing a blue hard hat is pointing at another man
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!
Goes without saying, any news outlet glossing over this is doing a disservice at best, and collaborating at worst. The same is true for our elected officials.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...
Trump’s NSPM-7 Labels Common Beliefs As Terrorism “Indicators”
New directive targets “anti-Christian,” “anti-American,” and “anti-capitalism” opinions
www.kenklippenstein.com
September 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Goes without saying, any news outlet glossing over this is doing a disservice at best, and collaborating at worst. The same is true for our elected officials.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...
Commercials waxing sanctimoniously about empathy, as though it's this new concept dreamt up in board meetings to use as a marketing strategy, and not the basis of human compassion since we stopped hunting with sticks and rocks.
September 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Commercials waxing sanctimoniously about empathy, as though it's this new concept dreamt up in board meetings to use as a marketing strategy, and not the basis of human compassion since we stopped hunting with sticks and rocks.
Going to regularly start using "Science H Logic" as an expletive now because both are in critical danger of becoming myths.
August 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Going to regularly start using "Science H Logic" as an expletive now because both are in critical danger of becoming myths.
Good friends of mine in Virginia Beach that got dealt a raw deal. Help if you can.
www.crowdfunder.com/p/help-us-ma...
www.crowdfunder.com/p/help-us-ma...
Help us make Domino's answer for discrimination!
We are raising money for living expenses and to get a lawyer to sue Domino's for discrimination.
www.crowdfunder.com
August 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Good friends of mine in Virginia Beach that got dealt a raw deal. Help if you can.
www.crowdfunder.com/p/help-us-ma...
www.crowdfunder.com/p/help-us-ma...
I probably won't be hit up by Youtube for my ID since like 80 percent of my viewing is news and politics, but if preemptive surrender to censorius little maga snowflakes is their business model going forward, me and the old video platform monopoly are about to become fast strangers.
August 13, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I probably won't be hit up by Youtube for my ID since like 80 percent of my viewing is news and politics, but if preemptive surrender to censorius little maga snowflakes is their business model going forward, me and the old video platform monopoly are about to become fast strangers.
Is it really a Faustian bargain if you already sold your soul ages ago to other entities? Asking for a friend.
August 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Is it really a Faustian bargain if you already sold your soul ages ago to other entities? Asking for a friend.
Seeing Elizabeth Warren endorsing Mamdani, and all I can think of is how long before she smears him as a secret misogynist?
August 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Seeing Elizabeth Warren endorsing Mamdani, and all I can think of is how long before she smears him as a secret misogynist?
Cuomo must have acquired a humiliation fetish. I'm not one to kink shame, but how many more times does he need Zohran to be his Mam-daddy?
July 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Cuomo must have acquired a humiliation fetish. I'm not one to kink shame, but how many more times does he need Zohran to be his Mam-daddy?
People tend to overlook a 7 mana creature in the command zone, but since she's in green that is a grave mistake. Casting her is not critical to our gameplan, as the deck can function fine without her. That's the perfect place you want to be.
Has quickly and easily become one of my favorite decks.
Has quickly and easily become one of my favorite decks.
Beledros Legosi - Commander (Beledros Witherbloom)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
June 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
People tend to overlook a 7 mana creature in the command zone, but since she's in green that is a grave mistake. Casting her is not critical to our gameplan, as the deck can function fine without her. That's the perfect place you want to be.
Has quickly and easily become one of my favorite decks.
Has quickly and easily become one of my favorite decks.
A special message for anyone scared right now, particularly those belonging to a marginalized group.
Protesters SCARE ICE Agents Away
YouTube video by Suris
youtu.be
June 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
A special message for anyone scared right now, particularly those belonging to a marginalized group.
Reposted by Ryan Cypret
Jeffries, in response to the latest Gestapo raid in San Fran - "We haven't taken our foot off the gas pedal."
BITCH YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING CAR!
BITCH YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING CAR!
June 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Jeffries, in response to the latest Gestapo raid in San Fran - "We haven't taken our foot off the gas pedal."
BITCH YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING CAR!
BITCH YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING CAR!
I should have known something smelled rotten when TCGPlayer partnered with ebay. Hats off to Maldhound for bringing it to light.
youtube.com/shorts/KgxrW...
youtube.com/shorts/KgxrW...
TCGPlayer Doubles Down
YouTube video by MaldHound
youtube.com
May 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I should have known something smelled rotten when TCGPlayer partnered with ebay. Hats off to Maldhound for bringing it to light.
youtube.com/shorts/KgxrW...
youtube.com/shorts/KgxrW...
Advertising your account with a Simpsons gif
May 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Advertising your account with a Simpsons gif
My little denim pastry chef
May 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My little denim pastry chef
If you ever feel stupid, just take solace in the fact that you didn't vote for the guy who said "foreign films are a threat to national security."
Except if you did. Then I can't help you.
Except if you did. Then I can't help you.
May 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If you ever feel stupid, just take solace in the fact that you didn't vote for the guy who said "foreign films are a threat to national security."
Except if you did. Then I can't help you.
Except if you did. Then I can't help you.
Trying to eat while there's a cat on your lap should be an Olympic sport.
May 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Trying to eat while there's a cat on your lap should be an Olympic sport.
And now for some levity! Happy Cinco De Mayo! What are some of your favorite 5 drops?
May 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
And now for some levity! Happy Cinco De Mayo! What are some of your favorite 5 drops?