Blobless
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Blobless
@aboywithnoblob.bsky.social
Chef. Booked lots of shows. Pizza. Wrestling.

https://youtube.com/@franklinhousevalpo?si=Ga2-dqqn1ZA_bxtl for video proof of said shows.
My mother-in-law and toasted to a good thanksgiving feast, with the turkey oysters.
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Dude from the local fish store added me on Snapchat.

Tons of crypto advice from him, and by advice I mean how to set your money on fire.

Every single time he posts “BUY ____ RN FOR A QUICK GAIN” it loses 10-15%.

Shut up and clean fish tanks, trim plants, and sell fish.
October 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My cousin, who has 6 children with 5 different mothers, is going on a very public fitness journey where he is preaching.

Woof.
August 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
“Multivitamins aren’t even good for you.”

- my employee who only eats chicken tenders.
July 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Kristi Noem is just Bull Connors for idiots to jerk off to.
July 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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BRODY FUCKING KING #AEWDynamite
July 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I could watch Marina Shafir taking everyone’s finishers forever. She’s great.
July 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The generic nighttime cold medicine I have tastes like sambuca.
June 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
“Unless you listen to AM radio, I don’t want to hear you talk about politics. EDUCATE YOURSELVES.”

I should have never added the dude who works at the fish store on Snapchat.
April 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM