Jerry Adler
aboynamedjew.bsky.social
Jerry Adler
@aboynamedjew.bsky.social
Well, my daddy left home when I had my bris
And he didn’t leave much to me and my sis
Just this old copy of Partisan Review
Now I never blamed him ‘cause he went to shul
But the thing he did that was so uncool
Was before he left he went and named me Jew...
Our White House Christmas card finally arrived!
jerryadler.substack.com/p/god-rest-y...
God Rest Ye MAGA Gentlemen
Our White House Christmas card finally arrived!
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December 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I would never want to see Scott Kelly sent to prison, but If it should happen, could he still send campaign fund-raising texts? Asking for a friend
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
EPSTEIN in his villa was joined there by [REDACTED],
Where it is alleged that they engaged in and enacted
Scenes from the Satyricon with [COMPLAINANT], who contracted
A case of [EXPURGATED] and her health has been impacted.
Cont'd at:
jerryadler.substack.com/p/the-epstei...
The Epstein Files for Idiots
A Resistance Poet Exclusive
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November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
New York Times Pitchbot.

Oh, wait....
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Figures...
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Breaking: Schumer says election results show need for Democrats to "come to the table to negotiate in a bipartisan way with our opponents in the spirit of bipartisan cooperation and compromise."
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The polls are closed, the votes are cast, the people had their say
And now it’s time to look ahead, toward a brighter day
Listen to Chuck Schumer, meet the other side halfway
Join our hands in friendship and bow our heads to pray...
Cont'd at:
jerryadler.substack.com/p/no-gloatin...
No Gloating, Please
The polls are closed, the votes are cast, the people had their say
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November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Trump administration explains it's not a bribe unless it comes from the Bribeois region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling corruption.
September 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It was wrong to take a bag with $50,000 in exchange for future favors, but, c'mon, he's only Homan.
September 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
jerryadler.substack.com/p/operation-...

Has your past come back to haunt you?
Are you accused of something vile?
Did Elon Musk set out to taunt you?
Because you’re in the Epstein file?
...(cont'd at link)
Operation Russia Hoax
Hoping to escape the Epstein scandal, Trump White House calls for arresting Obama and Cabinet members for treason in the 2016 election.
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July 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Who’s that lurking in the gloam?
It looks a lot like Kristi Noem!
Green and covered up in scales
With six-inch teeth and three-inch nails.
As the country’s chief evictor,
She’ll crush you like a boa constrictor. ...

more:
jerryadler.substack.com/p/alice-in-a...
Alice in Alcatraz
The surreal fantasy of ICE's concentration camp in the Everglades
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July 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I'll say this for the Nazis: when they built concentration camps, they didn't boast about it.
July 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
TACO, do your thing! #TACO
June 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Reposted by Jerry Adler
For Easter, Kristi Noem always gets her relatives gift certificates for Italian restaurants in Brooklyn.
April 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Holy crap, these guys were onto something!
April 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Preparing for trade war, the president is in his bunker.
April 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
April 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Reposted by Jerry Adler
With millions of Americans facing the possibility of hail storms today, here’s a piece on the role climate change is playing… www.yahoo.com/news/these-1...
These 10 states are getting hit the hardest by severe hailstorms
The number of severe hailstorms in the United States rose significantly over the last three years, and the damage from increasingly massive hailstones is pushing up insurance rates in the hardest hit ...
www.yahoo.com
March 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
We're Good on OpSec!!!

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We’re planning to start ombingbay emenYay.

The itshay is hitting the fan.

Ask nicely, I’ll give you the time and the day

If you promise you won’t tell Iran (cont'd):
jerryadler.substack.com/p/good-on-op...
Good on OpSec!
The Resistance Poet gets added to the chat!
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March 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Reposted by Jerry Adler
This guy is in one of the worst prisons in the world with no way out and may spend the rest of his life there because, it appears, he has an autism awareness tattoo in honor of his little brother.

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
March 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM