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I think I've run out of things to say.
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Yeah right! And Star Wars has convinced people that The Jedi are real!

Actually, hving seen Star Wtas fans online, that's probably true.
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Proof positive that Thor lives on Mars!

SCIENCE DOESN'T LIE!
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don't usually say this sort of thing, but if you unironically use the word "based" I pretty much regard you as a clown and never take anything you say seriously ever again.
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November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
So Vince Russo has come back to wrestling. He's the new booker/financial partner for Juggalo Championship Wrestling (the Insane Clown Posse's league)
a woman is laughing with her mouth open and the words `` hahaha '' written below her .
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November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm not thankful for a god damn thing!

Piss off!
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Here's a wrestling match for you: a cage match with the hardcord legend Terry Funk taking on Leatherface.

Yes, you read that right; Leatherface. The Leatherface you're thinking of. That Leatherface.

Wrestling is weird.

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Cage Match - Leatherface vs Terry Funk
YouTube video by StepIntoInfamy
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November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Ending your statement with "I said what I said" doesn't make it any less stupid, just makes you defiantly fucking stupid.
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Some better news: that psycho bitch Marjorie Taylor Green is quitting congress!

youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M?...
Kool & The Gang - Celebration
YouTube video by KoolAndTheGangVEVO
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November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Still the best version of The Hulk by a mile!
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Yeah, it was totally a good idea to give this guy nukes. TWICE!
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Reposted by The Abominable Dr. Faust.
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You really shouldn't call people "piggy" when you're built like a doublewide trailer.

Just saying.
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If they keep adding characters to this movie it'll have to be called "Avengers: To Boldly Flee."
Sadie Sink has been cast in 'Avengers: Secret Wars'

(via Deadline)
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
As an American it pain me to say this, but as a wrestling fan it kinda makes me smirk:

You know politics are fake, right?
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The worst part is knowing he'll get away with it. Some how, some way, he always gets away with it.

This curse never ends.
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November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Every know Abraham Van Helsing, the fearless vampire hunter that defeated Dracula. But what if there was no Dracula. What if Van Helsing was a fraud?

That's the question asked by Abraham's Boys. And that's what I'm watching now.

youtu.be/-2BJrCzvEZQ?...
"Abraham's Boys: A Dracula Story" Official Trailer | Story by Joe Hill | In Theaters July 11
YouTube video by Shudder
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November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
When you run with extremist it's only a matter of time before you're not extreme enough. And if you hold a serpent long enough it's going to eventually bite you.
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Was this post made by AI?
New hip insult you'll be hearing everywhere soon:
"Was this made by Al?"

Especially effective when mentioned while watching a film (especially a big budget one) or listening to the new release of a song (preferably by a big pop star).
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I'm watching old episodes of Morton Downey Jr.

I'm not sure why.
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Here's a nice song about lust, sin, murder, and a cute little cat.

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Hoyt Axton -- Della And The Dealer
YouTube video by J.W. Gauntt
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November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Edguy - Rock Me Amadeus.
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Rock Me Amadeus
YouTube video by Edguy - Topic
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November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I accidentally saw a tweet from someone on my list of people not worth mentioning by name. I was tempted to dunk on the fool, it would give me a laugh, but lowering myself to that level would ultimately just make me hate myself and give them press. Not worth it.

I think that's called growth.
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I feeling like revisiting my early 2000s love for Power Metal. Now listening to a band I missed the first time,

Edguy!

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King of Fools
YouTube video by Edguy - Topic
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November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM