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"Powered by AI" material choice: Select "metal"
No searched product results, just random metal objects
...Company doesn't even stock the metal product

Gives "we don't have bouquets in stock so here are green onions" grocery shopper vibes.
#ThanksAI

Then: To change my name, surrendered my birth cert

Now: To get dental, must correct deadname on SIN record > To correct SIN record, need valid birth cert info > To get valid birth cert info, need original birth cert.

So my SIN is fine for paying taxes, but not for filling a cavity. #TransCanadian

On my daily walk and a teenager acting like they own the trail starts blustering, not letting me pass, ready for a fight.

My first thought: "Not that big, I could probably take them."
My second thought: "It's a fucking bear, you fool."

...I took another route.
#TestosteroneIsAHelluvaDrug

Just trying to sign up for ChatGPT to experiment for the first time, and when I put in my email address I get an error.
Is this a sign?
Is this proof that /I'M/ an AI?

Skip the Dishes ad meeting:

"We need a big name."
"How about Jon Hamm?"
"Great! Incorporate his Mad Men character into the ad personality."
"How, his manipulative charm, untapped depth...womanizing?"
"Nah, just make him an asshole. That'll get people talking."

Look, the plan worked!

I have done ALL the things on my to-do list today: banking, government, medical, volunteering...except anything that earns money.

Now that I'm less stressed maybe I can hit another 1000 words on a draft tonight? Baby steps towards actual competent responsibility.

Knowledge is seeing that oligopolies are destroying the free market.
Wisdom is hoping the entertaining, relatable commercial actor pretending to be that mega corporation's delivery driver succeeds and picks up more roles...while the company still rots.

What if sneezing is each nostril's foray against the other in a war for nasal supremacy?

Would that make sinuses the deepstate or the underground resistance?

I might have a cold.

Well...now I know the difference between when a heavily laden construction truck rumbles down the nearby main street and an actual #earthquake. Hope my Vancouver peeps are all safe!

What's the current mode for a first post meaning "I have escaped the hellsite and rejected the botfarm but am not comfortable sharing my name&face yet just in case this social platform is just as bad. Where are all my people?"

"BlueSky Social I am in you!"

um...hi