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Abi
@abivasquez.bsky.social
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Author, vocalist, hauntologist

VIRTUA POP out now, links in pinned post
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The scene from The Simpsons where Homer tells Milhouse's dad that he sleeps in a big bed with his wife
October 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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A meme featuring a scene from Peter Jackson's The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, in which Grima Wormtongue is giving bad counsel to Théoden, king of Rohan. The characters are labelled Tony Blair Institute and Starmer respectively, insinuating the Blair Institute's negative influence on BritPol
September 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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I'm sorry/you're welcome
A meme with three cats implying that a writer passes their trauma onto their characters, who in turn pass it on to the reader
September 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Great screenshots of the early 21st century
Screenshot of the header of a Jezebel article from 8th September 2025 where they claim they paid some "Etsy witches" to hex formerly living Funko Pop Charlie Kirk. The article has an editor's not stressing that the article was published before Kirk's assassination and the Jezebel does not endorse political violence. You know, in case there was any doubt.
September 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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We live in the dumbest reality.
Surprise surprise, someone has been logged out of his toothbrush
September 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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What perfect album came out when you were 16?
Pig Destroyer - Phantom Limb
August 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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You guys haven't met Scout yet, but when you do you'll understand
Stitch, from Disney's animated feature film Lilo & Stitch, pulling on his face in stress. The image is captioned "when your character decides it is their story now and deviates from your plotline"
August 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Hey everyone looks at this photo of my band
2020s extreme metal band Underdark, standing in a field with some trees as a backdrop. Vocalist Abi Vasquez (that's me) is dressed as a ghost
August 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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I've been in all day you goddamn liars
Royal Mail falsely claiming that I was not in so they couldn't deliver my parcel.
August 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Hard not to be a doomer in light of recent events, but the thing is I'm actually unstoppable
A "doomer guy" meme with the caption "me in 2030 uploading my DNA sample to buy a replacement Gillette blade while my daughter is being molested by the same rich and powerful men who forced these laws on me to protect the children."
July 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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I don't predict the future, but I do have weapons-grade pattern recognition
Headline in which part-time politician and full-time right wing media personality Nigel Farage calls for the deregulation of guns in the UK An excerpt of a footnote in my upcoming novel Scrapers, which implies that something terrible happened to the sitting UK government some time after the deregulation of handguns... I wrote that in 2023.
July 24, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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This heat drops next week. Excited to have a debut out.

#writing
#scifi
#story
A square icon for VIRTUA POP, my debut novel our next week. Picture a mess of wires with a purple/green colour split and some artefact bleed. It goes hard.
July 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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An underappreciated reason why AI sucks is because it's killing the tradition of low effort manmade Photoshop horrors like this one
April 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Oh no
April 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Terrible article. Pure, unadulterated dogshit reporting. Y'all motherfuckers need Searle specifically, and in general you should know what you're writing about before you report on it. Disgraceful.

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/17/s...
March 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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I'm playing this gig tomorrow at the Underworl, do come down if you're in London
March 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Must be spring
My peace lily, with three flowers blooming.
March 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Crikey.

Haven't been reading as much as I'd like lately. A busy life is a mixed blessing
February 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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I made it into a meme. Guess I make memes now
February 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Uh... Hirotaka-san? What you cooking here bro?
Pages 106-107 of The Thousand Year Beach by Tobi Hirotaka
January 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Currently reading: The Thousand Year Beach (Tobi Hirotaka)
January 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Arright maybe it ain't dead
January 17, 2024 at 5:15 PM