Finally finished for Christmas, so I'm unwinding and taking care of my Men's Mental Health ™️ with a refreshing Madri, which always makes me think of Eric Cantona. Happy Christmas everyone

My wife has realised I get notifications when she takes screenshots on Xbox so I can be going to the loo and suddenly I get this notification

Ashamed that my country has supported this for so long. The evidence is undeniable and it's time for us to stop running cover for a genocide.

www.google.com/amp/s/www.bb...

Get him Martha

Have you tried an inflatable doughnut round the neck instead? They get a bit more mobility and peripheral vision. One of my dogs is wearing one now

I've ruined my birthday by doing the one thing you shouldn't do over spilt milk. Feel like a right silly goose

Never trust a boat wearing trousers!

Work tonight lol