How am I supposed to function when all I can think of are Ilya and Shane?! I live in my head now.

Dream: I was playing a game called “Culo Bongo” (culo, as in a**). The game came with headshots of soccer players (I don’t know a thing about soccer 🤷🏻‍♀️), and a bag of snap peas in all shapes and sizes. The goal of the game was to match each snap pea to what you think each players’ 🍆 looked like 😳

I play Mozart in the background while I read #AO3 🙈 #SpotifyWrapped I do love IDLES new record, I highly recommend!

New Cure Album Perfect Soundtrack to Burgeoning Dystopian Hellscape

I’m currently at a music show with the significant other ** Very nice seats ($$$) 😉
Would it be a waste of money if I spend the entire time thinking about firstprince fanfic?? #ao3addict #alexandhenry