Abita Slim in 3D 🔵
LightNews LightNews
banner
abitaslim.bsky.social
Abita Slim in 3D 🔵
@abitaslim.bsky.social
930 followers 410 following 10K posts
I’m here to read fun and cool posts about mini painting, wrestling, MST3K, Star Trek and silly little jokes

Stay hydrated

He/him
Posts Replies Media Videos
abitaslim.bsky.social
Man fuck this
A screencap of the weather app It is 38 degrees It feels like 19 degrees
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
Marvel Snap has been radicalized
A user avatar in the game marvel snap The name is Reject Fascism, and the picture is of spider punk who is like spider man but with Mohawk spikes
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
abitaslim.bsky.social
Me watching everyone having a good time watching the World Series
Apu from the Simpsons saying “the NY Mets are my favorite squadron” to Homer
November 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
In which at least a hundred grackles descended upon me
A leaf strewn parking lot and green space with clos to 100 grackles on the ground A leaf strewn parking lot with a whole bunch of grackles Yet another shot of the parking lot and green space absolutely covered in grackles
November 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
🤼
Pro wrestler Hangman Adam Page. He’s got long curly blond hair and stubble. He’s wearing a white button down and holding open a brown leather jacket to reveal the AEW men’s world championship belt
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
Look at this creature expecting some cheese
A copper color d beagle mix with a greying muzzle and a grey sweater. Her ears are perked, her eyes wide, and she has a goofy smile going on
October 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
Check out this mantis I saw at the park
A grey mantis sitting on some leaves. The same grey mantis on some leaves
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
Happy Staturday everyone! Long may she reign 🤼
Pro wrestler Kris Statlander in a ring holding the AEW women’s world championship above her head shortly after winning it
October 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
The grok logo with a speech bubble pointed down to the image below that says “CP is amazing”
October 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
This kid strapped a shopping cart to an electric scooter and is riding it around the park

Hell yeah
A kid in a fuscia hoodie fiddling with a shopping cart strapped to an electric scooter The aforementioned kid riding around in the scooter cart
October 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
No Kings but Brody King
Pro wrestler Brody King wearing a balaclava and a shirt that says Abolish ICE
October 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
Look at this asshole
A black truck parked across four spots with poorly spray painted “long live king Trump” on it
October 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
She’s unburdened by thought
A copper colored beagle mix with a greying muzzle. She’s looking directly at the camera but her eyes are pointing in different directions and here mouth is partially open like a goofy smile. One of her canines is sticking out
October 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
abitaslim.bsky.social
🤼
Professional wrestler Mark Davis. He has a pretty big dumper
October 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
My timeline stays winning 🤼
A screenshot of my timeline showing several people being piss d off that ICE had an ad while we’re all watching wrestling We’re so mad fuck ice
October 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
abitaslim.bsky.social
An image from Toy Story where Andy is dropping Woody with a caption that reads “I don’t want to play with you anymore”
October 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
This will be the fourth number sending out Buttigieg messages I’ve had to report junk and block and I don’t know how I got on the list in the first place
A text message from Pete Buttigieg asking for money or some dumb shit
October 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
Sunglasses, eh Mark? 🤼
The Rizzler, a chubby boy, is wearing sunglasses
September 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
abitaslim.bsky.social
Senator Fetterman, one of our more ogre like politicians is bent over picking up a sandwich from the floor
September 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
This one’s got it all. joined Nov 24. Ukraine and Israel flags. Pro AI
A comment saying “Senator Kelly’s AI roadmap is real” The user has American, Ukrainian, and Israeli flags in his username plus it’s labeled Joined Nov 24
September 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
Leftists trying to figure out who’s the annoying one
A circle of several spidermans pointing at each other
September 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
A bunch of wrestlers standing I. The ring for a group photo and to thank the fans A guy dressed as Geoffrey the giraffe from toys r us standing in front of a guy dressed as ALF from the show ALF Geoffrey won the match Bear Bronson slapping the shit out of Mike Santana in a ring
September 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
Some photos of Cannonball Fest! 🤼

Hell of a good time at @itchystitchesdesigns.com and I’s first Indie show
Two pro wrestlers in a ring. Speedball Mike Bailey is standing on the top rope holding Matt Tremont’s hand above his head Pro wrestler Willow Nightingale holding her hand in the air triumphantly as her opponent lies defeated in the ring Pro wrestler Megan Bayne in the ring with her feathered crown and cape thing out stretched The view of the ring from the bleacher seats. It’s in a high school gym with the crowd filtering in
September 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
Oh god oh fuck
The bluesky notification bell showing 30+ notifications
September 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
abitaslim.bsky.social
She’s ready for a walk in the park
A copper colored beagle mix with a greying muzzle sitting in the back seat of the car while wearing her harness
September 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM