Abish Mathew
@abishmathew.bsky.social
Comedian, Creative Director, Calendar User
I want my AI to be smart enough to know when I’m doom scrolling in bed and don’t need auto rotate!
That’s all the intelligence I can handle.
That’s all the intelligence I can handle.
March 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I want my AI to be smart enough to know when I’m doom scrolling in bed and don’t need auto rotate!
That’s all the intelligence I can handle.
That’s all the intelligence I can handle.
A passport photographer has corrected my posture more than a chiropractor.
March 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
A passport photographer has corrected my posture more than a chiropractor.
I went for a Mani-Pedi for the first time.
So much dead skin was removed from under my feet, I lost an inch.
So much dead skin was removed from under my feet, I lost an inch.
March 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I went for a Mani-Pedi for the first time.
So much dead skin was removed from under my feet, I lost an inch.
So much dead skin was removed from under my feet, I lost an inch.
I think we should normalize responding to birthday wishes in 5 to 6 working days!
March 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I think we should normalize responding to birthday wishes in 5 to 6 working days!
My friends who bought the Avenger back in the day had the ambitions of a Harley but the budget of a Chetak!
March 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My friends who bought the Avenger back in the day had the ambitions of a Harley but the budget of a Chetak!
Didn’t know, we burn coal to make electricity?
So I bought two air purifiers.
So I bought two air purifiers.
March 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Didn’t know, we burn coal to make electricity?
So I bought two air purifiers.
So I bought two air purifiers.
Best drops of all time
1. David Guetta & Sia - Titanium (2011)
2. Swedish House Mafia - Greyhound (2012)
3. RBI - Indian Rupee (2025)
1. David Guetta & Sia - Titanium (2011)
2. Swedish House Mafia - Greyhound (2012)
3. RBI - Indian Rupee (2025)
January 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Best drops of all time
1. David Guetta & Sia - Titanium (2011)
2. Swedish House Mafia - Greyhound (2012)
3. RBI - Indian Rupee (2025)
1. David Guetta & Sia - Titanium (2011)
2. Swedish House Mafia - Greyhound (2012)
3. RBI - Indian Rupee (2025)
People with money can afford to be atheists.
January 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
People with money can afford to be atheists.
On New Year’s Eve, I dance under the influence of peer pressure.
January 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
On New Year’s Eve, I dance under the influence of peer pressure.
You’re one monkey cap away from retirement.
December 16, 2024 at 5:05 AM
You’re one monkey cap away from retirement.