The only time I've ever felt old is when the radio stopped saying "playing the hits of the 80s, 90s, and today" and started saying "the 90s, the 2000s, and today"

Can't wait to say "Trump is an asshole" over a mic one day and be transported to El Salvador to work in the lithium mines while some 23 year old ketamine freak whips me over the internet using one of those dumbass Elon robots wearing a cowboy hat.

Look, I love Doechii, but she's wrong about them not making statues of critics.

Seems like if The Rookie is on its 7th season then its title is wildly inaccurate.