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Abigaytor
@abigaytor.bsky.social
non-binary finery🌻

Peace☮️ Love💚 Plants🪴

Eat the Rich🍴Destroy the Patriarchy 👊

✨️will talk about fiber arts or Minecraft for hours ✨️
Smosh has been part of my life longer than either of my parents. Hahahaha

Happy 20th Anniversary Smosh!
October 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Just ur friendly neighborhood cryptid learning to love themself again.
September 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Im a simple creature. Korn coming through the speakers? I'm smiling giggling, happy as a clam.
June 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
🎵 I took my buffalo to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some Lima beans on the floor 🎵 -Larry the Cucumber

(Its me I'm the water buffalo)
April 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Is buzzfeed cool again?

Recession indicator.
April 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Turns out I did want the job. And I got it. And now I'm scared to tell my current boss I'm quitting.
Anxiety is so stupid. I don't even want this job and im nervous about the interview.

Its literally just practice.

🫠
April 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Why does the itch for a new tattoo always come around when new tattoo money is nowhere to be found?
April 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So is today the day Jesus became a zombie or the beginning of the 3 day transformation?
April 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My cat consistently sniffs my sandals after I walk my dog. You think she knows men paid our rent doing that when she was a baby?
April 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
SWEATING
April 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Anxiety is so stupid. I don't even want this job and im nervous about the interview.

Its literally just practice.

🫠
April 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
2 shots of Patron, might just take ur daddy home 🤭✨️
April 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Job hunting sucks. Its so dehumanizing. Capitalism takes my skills and turns me into a product to be bought and sold.

I dont even like sales and im out here selling myself to anyone willing to pay a reasonable salary.
March 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Real funny the radio edit for Denial is a River can't way "Fuck" or "shit" but "snort it prolly would" is fine.
March 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Learning that John Carpenter isn't making movies anymore because he discovered video games is my favorite fact of the week.
February 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
How late am I on the new season of love is blind?
February 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Watering 40+ plants every week is a bitch but I love the jungle vibes
February 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Idea: internet gift exchange.

I like to make shit but don't want to keep all of it.

Do you also like to make shit? Let's trade!

I'll send you an amigurumi or a blanket. You send me whatever you make.

It'll be fun!
February 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
What character traits do you use to judge someone's character? It's honesty for me. If you can't be truthful, why would I want you in my circle?
February 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Yall use a waterpik? I'm mad it took me this long to try one.
February 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I've been a little MIA in the digital space and exercising my creative muscles IRL this week 🤗

#crochet #amigurumi #alien #kraken
February 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I will be tuning in exclusively for the halftime show so if someone could let me know like 10min in advance, that'd be great.

#superbowl #kendricklamar #sza #doechii????
February 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Squealing with delight at all these alt gov agency accounts. We will persevere. 💪🏻✨️✌️
February 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Just saying—we will always call it Denali.
February 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM