Abigail Goldwater
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Abigail Goldwater
@abigailgoldwater.bsky.social
Substack: https://shorturl.at/83sSD
Redundant PhD human specialising in spin-based quantum computing and quantum ethics.
It's where you agree with Emmanuel Kant and you don't at the same time.
Once punched a 6ft 7 bloke outside the Workman's Club
Good news everyone. We're not far off commodifying protest. I had to double take at this. Happy Tuesday
October 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
how's it going in the UK, you ask? Well this evening, the government decided I don't have a face. So, you know, well.
August 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Nothing suspicious about this at all. Epstein proves beyond a doubt him and Donald Trump never ever did anything with children. Never. Nope. This is what innocent men say!
July 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
moved to a new building, the one opposite lowkey giving saddam hussein hiding spot
July 26, 2025 at 9:27 AM
How's it going in the united states?

You can see an ultra fetishism for the 'constitution', as if it's this bible, and then there are different religious sects (are the amendments the new testament?). The pledge of allegiance becomes prayer.

Then we wonder why dictatorial people succeed there?
July 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Life is all about small acts of revolution. Today I was up before the electronic billboards.
July 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The way the left will win the next election in any form is embracing meme culture. Farage dominates social media, I think we need a return to this kind of thing to contextualise left politics and humour. We are seen as too humourless. Am I on to something or joking into the wind?
July 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Trump's latest cringe money-making grift from his cult members is his aftershave. But park your winces and do not vomit yet. The aftershave has actually just admitted that Biden won the 2020 election. 45 and 47? Not 46? The moment there's a new grift, they abandon the old one.
July 2, 2025 at 10:26 AM
if maximising shareholder value isn't your dying regret, are you even living?
June 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Totemic vibes. Margate. Pint. Freud. Etc.
June 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Bernie Sanders - only congress can sign off on war, not the president. It's unconstitutional.

I feel that the issue is that the US has an endless appetite for war in the first place. Whether it's congress or the president, its still the state deciding to murder and destroy for profit and power
June 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM
My favourite thing to do when I'm on the train is to look for typos on cold coffee from Lidl.
June 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Too obscure for a Saturday morning? Saturday Socrates? I don't have a cat, so this is the closest I can contribute to the feline discourse
June 7, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Happy Friday. I have no idea how to make memes. I don't like Google is my point
May 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Perpetually amused about the ancient myth of the Spontaneous Transgender™️ that seemed to have emerged fully formed in 2020. Someone tell Wendy Carlos that it seems she was just a very elaborate prequel.
May 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"Totalitarian phenomena need to be recognised for what they are before they throw off their cape and hood"

It's been great reading this reprint of The Third Reich of Dreams published by

@princetonupress.bsky.social
May 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Say what you want about the rise of the far-right and the surge of fascism, at least there's been some good memes.
May 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Arresting judges? Nah cool cool cool. Will the next step be redefining the constitution and make Trump's will "the will of the People"?

not facism though, no no no no no nope not fascism
April 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
One of my old students sent me some photo of myself as a muppet, saying "thanks for the help in 2021, here's you as a muppet". I don't know if it's a subtle dig, or if it's a compliment, but either way, it's very amusing to me.
April 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
nice
March 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Attack the Capitol? Fine!
Attack capital? Absolutely not!
March 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Don't worry, Trump promoting tesla is brand new and nothing to worry about it's never happened before.

What's that? No no, it's not fascism no.
March 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
But it was just an accident... twice...
January 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
In light of the current #inauguration, by Loryn Brantz.
January 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM