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The Seven-Foot Slut

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And if you think it's weird to want a photo like this blown up big as an art print in a gallery, I'd like to show you this giclee print of Godzilla and Barbie duking it out in a half-destroyed city I bought from a gallery in Bermondsey last year. Which I bought!

A giclee print of a photographic artwork by Nicole Houff titled 'Godzilla vs. Barbie', shown hanging against a white gallery wall during 'BARBIE LAND VS. REAL WORLD', an exhibition held at Bermondsey Project Space in July 2024. The print depicts a Godzilla doll and a Barbie doll, both appearing kaiju-sized, fighting amongst the ruins of skyscrapers and plumes of smoke. A model military aircraft is seen flying towards Godzilla, and tanks are seen near Barbie's feet.

November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

Okay, I also did the engagement bait thing. No surprises who's at the centre, but there's actually fewer size folks on here than I realised.

(Actually, there's not *that* much fewer, looking at the alt text. I think it's just that there are one or two really prominent figures from other spaces.)

November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

The first script I ever wrote in this style, I referred to as a "giantess therapy session". It was inspired by the scene from AotFFW (1993) in which Daryl Hannah's Nancy meets with her tiny psychotherapist shortly after growing giant. There's still a hint of therapeutic monologue in there...

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Photograph captured by Andia Coral Newton during a performance of 'A Session with Dr Cushing' at 'BUOYED', Bermondsey Project Space, February 2023.

The shot is framed so that only Abigail's hands are visible in shot, holding a car she is using as a stim toy in one hand, and a notebook in the other. (Abigail delivered this performance "on-book", as she had not yet worked up the courage to perform her scripts from memory, as fully staged pieces of experimental theatre, as she now does.) Opposite her, we see a miniature plastic model of a professional-looking woman stood on the edge of a high plinth, so that she and Abigail — portraying a very early version of her giantess alter-ego "Nancy" — can look each other in the eye. The model woman is supposed to represent Nancy's tiny therapist, and Abigail is delivering a monologue to her as though she is a therapy patient.

October 30, 2025 at 10:48 AM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

Okay screw it, I'm posting the script. Here it is. In all its glory. The thing that made @bug-in-a-cage.bsky.social cross their legs and call me a "ffffffuuuuuucking hot giantess"!

Also if you've never seen one of my Nancy scripts before: yes, I actually write them and rehearse from them like this!

The script from a scratch performance I was due to perform as "Nancy", my giantess alter-ego, on Tuesday before the show got postponed due to the host having a medical emergency. The script, intended to be performed as a one-woman experimental staged monologue, is an A3 page of text written without paragraphs, in block capitals, with long blank gaps filled with solid underscores where there are breaks in the monologue.

In this particular script, "Nancy" shares an intimate, erotic, and dominant moment with the entire island of Manhattan, which she characterises as being the ultimate representation of the intersections between American capitalism and the elite patriarchal masculine ego, threatening it with destruction at the hands of her vast body and its irrepressible sexuality. She describes why fucking Manhattan off the face of the Earth in the name of "revolutionary queer, feminist pleasure praxis" is her ultimate sexual fantasy, and discussed the sexual politics of the NYC skyline through the lens of feminist writer Dolores Hayden's 1977 essay 'Skyscraper Seduction/Skyscraper Rape'.

Content warnings for destruction, but in terms of violence, this is actually one of my tamer ones. The eroticism isn't as aggressive or overtly bloodthirsty in this one, but it might be the sexiest thing I've ever written!

I will publish a text-based version of this script on my website soon, for anyone who may need it for screen-readers. I'm afraid there is way too much text here to go in this alt text box!

October 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

I am sad that my gig on Thursday got postponed due to host Tamm Reynolds having to go in for emergency surgery, but hey, at least @bug-in-a-cage.bsky.social can confirm the show would have been sexy as hell after they read the script I would have performed.

Want me to post it publicly? 👀👀👀

Discord DM chain from Quinn to Abigail, reading as follows:

"ffffffuuuuuuuucking hell
i think i've said it before, albeit obliquely, but fuck me are you a hot giantess.
you know, the intelligence and black humour of the prose aside. i was crossing my legs reading this."

October 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

I had a cool idea inspired by those NGL/Strawpage links that are going around size spaces atm. I was given these icebreaker cards at a queer dating event, and I wondered if folks would be into it if I drew a card a day and answered it for y'all.

Ofc you guys could quote with your own answers too!

Three orange cards on a navy blue fabric background, surrounding a pile of similar orange cards, the topmost of which (face-down) repeats the words "A WHOLE ORANGE" in yellow on the back. The three separated cards all have questions on them designed to act as conversational icebreakers.

The first card reads, "Best museum or gallery to visit". The second reads, "What assumptions do people tend to make about you?" The third reads, "What do you hope people notice about you?"

October 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

I think I'm less intimidating than this line of rickshaws I saw waiting menacingly outside the theatre where 'The Lion King' plays tonight. But I don't know. I think I'd rather walk out of a building and be confronted by a 7' girl with blood round her lips than this evil wall of hyperstimulation!

A horde of pedicabs outside the Lyceum Theatre in central London, waiting for 'The Lion King' to end. The pedicabs are surrounding the front portico; they are each brightly lit with strings of garish LED lights, and covered in shag-pile rugs all over. It's a sensory nightmare and it's ready to greet 2,000-odd people right in the face the second they leave the theatre. Evil. Hell. No.

October 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

I think people are probably gonna rank me high but I genuinely don't think I'm that intimidating if you actually get to know meeee!

Genuinely I think I'm like a 3 or 4. Maybe I'd say I'm like a 7 or 8 in character, but even then I don't think I'm full-whack 10. Even in the boots and blood!

quote rt this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1-10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are

October 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

👀👀👀

Screenshot of an Instagram DM Abigail recently sent to a close IRL friend. The message reads:

"I just came off a call where I mentioned wanting to screen 'Attack of the 50-ft Woman' (1993) as a birthday thing to a couple of friends from America. Even though it'll be very belated by the time it happens, I do want to see if I can try and make it happen. Would you still be down for a group belated birthday movie night?"

October 23, 2025 at 8:50 AM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

Saw this whilst browsing at a record/video store earlier today. It was so weird seeing *that* shot of Anita Ekberg in *that* dress playing *that* giant woman out in the wild; it *definitely* caused me to do a bit of a double-take, seeing such a niche touchstone size reference on display like that!

Photograph of a Blu-ray copy of 'Boccaccio 70' on the shelves of a video store. The cover depicts mid-century film actress Anita Ekberg — a blonde woman dressed in a shimmering velvet dress covered in diamante gems — against a backdrop of an urban piazza; the perspective of the shot makes her appear like a giant, foreshadowing her appearance as a giant woman in the film itself.

October 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

Sometimes you gotta find the right elders. It's just sad they can kinda feel so rare.

I am so thankful to have not just met, but made community with and been professionally supported by, some legendary queer, kinky, slutty, sex-positive elders!

L: Me with Katharine Gates
R: Me with Annie Sprinkle

Selfie of Abigail with Katharine Gates — former gallerist, curator, artist publisher, and (briefly) professional kinkster, and author of 'Deviant Desires' — at a fancy restaurant at Grand Central Terminal. Abigail is a young white woman with black, tied-back hair and thin octagonal glasses, and Katharine is an older woman with shorter grey hair and round, red-rimmed glasses.

Selfie of Abigail with Annie Sprinkle — sex worker and 1980s pornstar turned performance art legend — in Bernal Heights Park, San Francisco. Abigail is a young woman with tied-back black hair and thin octagonal glasses wearing a red leather jacket. Annie is an older woman with short red hair.

October 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

Oh shit, they made me look *good* in this promo! Now all I need to do is deliver a performance to back it up!

In case anyone forgot: yes, I do actually make experimental theatre and performance art as a giantess. I'm trying to get funding/support to make a full-length show. Here's proof of that!

Promotional slide for Abigail's upcoming performance at THIS IS A THREAT, a scratch night for disabled performance artists in south London at the end of October. In it, Abigail is portraying her "giantess" alter-ego Nancy, dressed in a pentagram lingerie piece, and holding a miniature warship up to her blood-soaked lips. The word "Nancy" is drizzled in blood down one cheek.

October 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

kinda like this I guess...

A Google Maps screenshot of Gants Hill Tube Station, with the "s" scrubbed out and replaced with "ess", to read "Gantess Hill".

October 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

Printed covers for the next Mail-Out! My black Riso drum is a bit shit, but I kinda think that just adds to the grunginess of it. I'm a recovering perfectionist so it's probably healthy for me to put out stuff that's messy and cool like this. Particularly when I'm working to time constraints!

The cover of Issue 2 of 'The 50-ft Mail-Out', printed in orange and black. In the background, we see Abigail dressed as "Nancy" holding a warship up to her mouth, covered in text reading "INSIDE TODAY!!! AN ALL NEW STORY!!! AND MAYBE SOME OTHER SHITE!!! I DON'T FUCKING KNOW INNIT!!! LIKE GENUINELY, MAYBE I SHOULDA FIGURED OUT WHAT I WAS GONNA PUT IN THIS EDITION BEFORE I MADE THE COVER, YEAH!!! WHATEVER JUST READ THE PISSING THING YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE!!!"

October 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

Bluesky wouldn't let me add both an image and a link to the same post for some reason. So here's the image I was going to put with the post below!

Mail-Out! Zines! Kinky size literature you can hold in your hand! Exciting! Eeeee!

Photograph of a riso-printed spread of the next '50-ft Mail-Out', in teal ink on white. The print consists entirely of paragraphs of prose text in a typewriter-style font, forming sections of Abigail's recent entry for Elle Largesse's 'September Kinky Scribbles' flash-fiction writing challenge, 'She's Fucking Canary Wharf'.

October 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

A few of my close friends and I spoke a little while back about crowd-funding me a new desk chair to replace the awful, squeaky, unstable second-hand stool I currently use + conducted all my research interviews from.

I've been reluctant about the idea, but if folks would like to support my work...

My godawful fucking desk stool. It's a second-hand stool that I got given to replace an old chair that was even less ergonomic than this one, whose black seat gets very unstable when you sit on it for too long, and which, as anyone who has ever been on a Zoom or Discord call with me will know, squeaks like a motherfucker whenever you need to shift your sitting position a millimetre.

September 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

I'm going through a video of a performance I gave back in January to find the perfect two-minute clip to attach to this funding application and... yeah. This particular clip is definitely the one I'm submitting lol!

You can watch the entire video here: abigailjacquelinejones.com/naked-on-man...

A photograph of Abigail's computer monitor. On it is a video of Abigail performing as "Nancy", her giantess alter-ego, at a scratch night in a small basement venue. The video is titled 'Naked On Manhattan — The Really Sexy Bit.mov'.

September 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

Currently making the cover for the next edition of the Mail-Out!

Anybody wondering how to go about submitting stuff for future editions: I'll probably hold off a few months before I really open things up to the community + give submission guidelines. I am extremely busy with archive prep right now!

Photograph of Abigail in her "Nancy" outfit — wearing a pentagram lingerie piece, a red vinyl jacket, and stage blood dripping down her cheek in the shape of the word "Nancy" — holding a toy warship up towards her mouth. The words "The 50-ft Mail-Out, Issue 2" are written in typewriter font in the top left corner. The entire image has a dark orange-red filter over it.

September 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

I spent some time earlier tonight trying to draft marketing copy for the Nancy performance I'm doing on Halloween. I find it stressful trying to write quality copy. Particularly when I don't think I'm ever beating this copy I wrote when I debuted another one of my Nancy shows earlier this year lol!

A text document featuring marketing copy for Abigail's live cabaret piece 'Naked On Manhattan', which reads as follows:

"As a proud apocalyptic sapphic giantess, Nancy’s always fantasised about having her sick and sordid way with all manner of tiny little buildings and pathetic little cities — partially in the name of radical political rebellion, and partially because she’s just a super-horny supersized slut. So when somebody came up with the idea of turning Midtown Manhattan’s Hudson Yards development into a set of capitalism-critiquing satirical sex toys she could actually fuck herself with in real life, believe me, her curiosity was piqued. But it also got her thinking. What kind of statement would she be making if she ever did fuck a skyscraper? What would the ramifications be for our patriarchal political, economic, and sexual social order if she were big and powerful enough to get naked on Manhattan and have sex with the city?”

September 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

And speaking of "ruining comedy", we gotta talk about the ending. The Sun wrote a hit-piece declaring "comedy had died of wokery" after a joke of Lorna's won Joke of the Fringe at Edinburgh in 2023. So of course, she had to finish the night with a massive fuck-you to those reactionary tosspots!

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A fake tombstone hanging from the back of the stage at Soho Theatre after the end of '24-Hour Diner People' by Lorna Rose Treen. The tombstone reads "R.I.P Theatre. Born: Beginning of Human Race. Died (Of Wokery): Edinburgh Fringe 2025.

September 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

Can we talk about the fact that there was a breast expansion scene in my mate Lorna's comedy show tonight? Literally involving her having two audience members blow her tits up using mouth-tubes???

(Lorna is one of the funniest people alive. But I knew that'd get my followers' attention lol!)

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The set of '24-Hour Diner People' by Lorna Rose Treen, currently playing at Soho Theatre. Bathed in pink light, a soft blue spot, and a light dusting of haze, the set consists of a mock-up of a Wurlitzer jukebox, a table decorated with tablecloth and fake crocheted plates of food, and a diner bar made out of tables covered in white and blue fabric. A sign hanging from the bar reads "Blue Tit Diner". The bar and table each sit on a black-and-white chequerboard pattern of tiled mats.

September 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

Thank you for giving me the excuse to post this again lol!

It's the meme scene in Kirk Van Houten's bachelor apartment from the Season 8 'Simpsons' episode 'A Milhouse Divided', except everybody is David Byrne.

KIRK: I sheep behind the wheel of a large automobile. Do you?

HOMER: I sleep in my beautiful house with my beautiful wife.

HANS MOLEMAN (against a backdrop of wavy blue lines resembling those used in the music video for 'Once In A Lifetime' by Talking Heads): How did I get here?

September 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM

The Seven-Foot Slut

@abigail-is-nancy.bsky.social

I will answer this once I have returned home from the university library after summarising my interview with @ittiestbitties.bsky.social later tonight.

One like = one song. And maybe a short explanation of why that particular song!