AbiDextrous
@abidextrous.bsky.social
Coal Miner, Door Handle Inventor, Single mother of 38
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AbiDextrous
@abidextrous.bsky.social
· Jan 11
why do they call it billiards when its only played with 3 balls, they're missing 999,999,999,999,997 balls
"in the future we'll have flying cars!!"
2026: ableist fridge
2026: ableist fridge
samsung at CES was showing off a "family hub AI fridge" and ignoring the AI and the fact they display adverts on the massive screen for a moment...
it has no handle.
you have to open the door by talking to it.
WHO THE FUCK WANTS THIS?
it has no handle.
you have to open the door by talking to it.
WHO THE FUCK WANTS THIS?
January 11, 2026 at 1:19 PM
"in the future we'll have flying cars!!"
2026: ableist fridge
2026: ableist fridge
my google balls
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January 7, 2026 at 4:35 AM
my google balls
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🔴 🟡
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Wow this is life changing #googleballs
January 5, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Wow this is life changing #googleballs
Girlfriend wanted to play Celeste but she's never played a 2D platformer so I made her play Mario 1 and she got stuck here
January 2, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Girlfriend wanted to play Celeste but she's never played a 2D platformer so I made her play Mario 1 and she got stuck here
Hawky New Tuah!! 🥳🥳🎉
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Hawky New Tuah!! 🥳🥳🎉
Reposted by AbiDextrous
200 balls for $19.99 on Woot buff.ly/8i2mvK0 #ad
December 17, 2025 at 6:02 AM
200 balls for $19.99 on Woot buff.ly/8i2mvK0 #ad
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Download me, John Bazzite
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Download me, John Bazzite
Sources confirm that Dick Van Dyke is in this black and white photo
December 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Sources confirm that Dick Van Dyke is in this black and white photo
They sing it for the second time!
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
They sing it for the second time!
Today's the day.
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Today's the day.
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This 97 year old hawk still serves tuah the old fashioned way
September 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This 97 year old hawk still serves tuah the old fashioned way
Reposted by AbiDextrous
🎁 ENTER FOR A CHANCE TO WIN! 🎁
We're celebrating the Gibson Les Paul Xbox Guitar Controllers with a giveaway!
Enter now for the opportunity to be one of three lucky winners!
👉 Enter to Win: go.crkd.gg/xblpgcsw
T&C Apply.
We're celebrating the Gibson Les Paul Xbox Guitar Controllers with a giveaway!
Enter now for the opportunity to be one of three lucky winners!
👉 Enter to Win: go.crkd.gg/xblpgcsw
T&C Apply.
October 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
🎁 ENTER FOR A CHANCE TO WIN! 🎁
We're celebrating the Gibson Les Paul Xbox Guitar Controllers with a giveaway!
Enter now for the opportunity to be one of three lucky winners!
👉 Enter to Win: go.crkd.gg/xblpgcsw
T&C Apply.
We're celebrating the Gibson Les Paul Xbox Guitar Controllers with a giveaway!
Enter now for the opportunity to be one of three lucky winners!
👉 Enter to Win: go.crkd.gg/xblpgcsw
T&C Apply.
what if xbox had reasonable subscription costs and made online multiplayer free for the games you have paid for
what if xbox were blue
October 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
what if xbox had reasonable subscription costs and made online multiplayer free for the games you have paid for
where were you wen rock band die
October 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
where were you wen rock band die
Rest In Peace Rock Band 💔
I hope the best for Harmonix's future despite their currently evil overlord
I hope the best for Harmonix's future despite their currently evil overlord
Rock Band 4 will delist on October 5, 2025 - "the original licenses for the core soundtrack are expiring"
DLC are delisting too
www.resetera.com/threads/rock...
Rock Band 4 Rivals Bundle is $9.99:
US PSN store.playstation.com/en-us/produc...
Xbox www.xbox.com/en-us/games/...
DLC are delisting too
www.resetera.com/threads/rock...
Rock Band 4 Rivals Bundle is $9.99:
US PSN store.playstation.com/en-us/produc...
Xbox www.xbox.com/en-us/games/...
October 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Rest In Peace Rock Band 💔
I hope the best for Harmonix's future despite their currently evil overlord
I hope the best for Harmonix's future despite their currently evil overlord
Reposted by AbiDextrous
Rock Band 4 will delist on October 5, 2025 - "the original licenses for the core soundtrack are expiring"
DLC are delisting too
www.resetera.com/threads/rock...
Rock Band 4 Rivals Bundle is $9.99:
US PSN store.playstation.com/en-us/produc...
Xbox www.xbox.com/en-us/games/...
DLC are delisting too
www.resetera.com/threads/rock...
Rock Band 4 Rivals Bundle is $9.99:
US PSN store.playstation.com/en-us/produc...
Xbox www.xbox.com/en-us/games/...
October 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Rock Band 4 will delist on October 5, 2025 - "the original licenses for the core soundtrack are expiring"
DLC are delisting too
www.resetera.com/threads/rock...
Rock Band 4 Rivals Bundle is $9.99:
US PSN store.playstation.com/en-us/produc...
Xbox www.xbox.com/en-us/games/...
DLC are delisting too
www.resetera.com/threads/rock...
Rock Band 4 Rivals Bundle is $9.99:
US PSN store.playstation.com/en-us/produc...
Xbox www.xbox.com/en-us/games/...
This 97 year old hawk still serves tuah the old fashioned way
September 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This 97 year old hawk still serves tuah the old fashioned way
what if xbox were blue
September 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
what if xbox were blue
Fuck dude....i need a podcast with 3 white guys right about now
September 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Fuck dude....i need a podcast with 3 white guys right about now
Rest Easy Splitgate 1 Servers
I will miss you. 🫡
I will miss you. 🫡
August 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Rest Easy Splitgate 1 Servers
I will miss you. 🫡
I will miss you. 🫡
Valve Console leaks points to using a processor known as the Hawk.2, interesting
August 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Valve Console leaks points to using a processor known as the Hawk.2, interesting
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🎁 ENTER FOR A CHANCE TO WIN! 🎁
To celebrate the launch of the Gibson Les Paul Multi-platform Guitar Controllers, we're doing a giveaway!
Enter now for the opportunity to be one of three lucky winners!
👉 Enter to Win: go.crkd.gg/mpgcg
T&C Apply.
To celebrate the launch of the Gibson Les Paul Multi-platform Guitar Controllers, we're doing a giveaway!
Enter now for the opportunity to be one of three lucky winners!
👉 Enter to Win: go.crkd.gg/mpgcg
T&C Apply.
August 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
🎁 ENTER FOR A CHANCE TO WIN! 🎁
To celebrate the launch of the Gibson Les Paul Multi-platform Guitar Controllers, we're doing a giveaway!
Enter now for the opportunity to be one of three lucky winners!
👉 Enter to Win: go.crkd.gg/mpgcg
T&C Apply.
To celebrate the launch of the Gibson Les Paul Multi-platform Guitar Controllers, we're doing a giveaway!
Enter now for the opportunity to be one of three lucky winners!
👉 Enter to Win: go.crkd.gg/mpgcg
T&C Apply.
nah this is a perfect night in 2010
August 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
nah this is a perfect night in 2010