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Abel Undercity
@abelundercity.bsky.social
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"The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all." - G. K. Chesterton

Liberal, Gen X, Veteran, Whovian, Nerd, Smartass.

Trying to navigate the stupidest timeline.

Praise "Bob!"
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Found while packing: My favorite souvenir of the Mütter Museum in Philadelphia.
A cookie cutter made for creating two-headed gingerbread men. A cartooned card beneath it shows such a cookie, with the words "Mütter Museum" over it.
July 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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To address the US birth rate hitting an all-time low, the government is taking a cue from corporate America and offering to throw pregnant mothers-to-be a pizza party.
An Adobe stock photo of pizzas in boxes, arranged on a table.
July 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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I just stopped in my tracks.
An alert from the Telegraph: Ozzy Osbourne dies at age of 76.
July 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Yep, the GOP is the pedo party. Child rape is A-OK as long as you have that (R) after your name.
CNN screenshot showing Trump's polling improving among Republicans after Epstein scandal.
July 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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And lo, the meme came to pass: www.ft.com/content/67de...
I SAID WHERE ARE COFFEE BEANS GROWN
July 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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She has only one trick. She never votes against her party when it would actually have an impact. #mepolitics
Headline: Sen. Collins votes against 'Big Beautiful Bill," but it still passes
July 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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These two were my favorites.
Christopher Reeve as Superman, flying toward the camera, as he appeared in a promotional poster from the time of the film's release. Poster for the 1970's TV series "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century," starring Gil Gerard and Erin Gray.
June 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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MAGA dumbfucks with white statues and Roman imagery in their social media have a golden opportunity to support their president:
Army recruiter gesturing toward an empty chair.
June 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Little Marco demonstrating how easy it is for rear-echelon motherfuckers to talk tough.
Times of Israel headline: Rubuo: Iranian retaliation to US strikes would be "the worst mistake they've ever made"
June 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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What a time to be alive.
Headline and story summary from the Portsmouth Herald: "Deepfake video falsely shows Rye Junior High teacher using 'racist epithet'"
June 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Vyv, Mike, and Neil from the British sitcom The Young Ones, sitting at a kitchen table and putting their hands as far down as possible.
June 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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For your blocking pleasure, ICE apologist and generally loathsome reply guy.

#BlockParty
Profile heading for @cptmski46360.bsky.social ICE apologist and general turd. For your blocking pleasure.
June 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Are you fucking kidding me?! These techbro dilettantes have as much business being anywhere near the army as Ike Fucking Perlmutter had running the VA during the First Mistake.
Headline: Army bringing in big tech executives as lieutenant colonels
June 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Captain America punching the Red Skull, who is saying: "So much for the tolerant left."
June 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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A scene from the library book sale and a flashback to the days when I naively thought that this motherfucker was rock bottom:
A copy of George W. Bush's book Decision Points on a window ledge.
June 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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"Anti-straight" discrimination is a thing now, unanimously.

We are thoroughly in the Upside Down now.
NPR headline: Supreme Court sides with straight Ohio woman who claimed workplace discrimination
June 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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What we need: Clear-eyed activism strongly resisting the encroaching Christofascist regime.

What we're getting: Fucking PETA again.
Headline: PETA to protest Portsmouth eateries for chicken slaughter Subhed: PETA is bringing its 'Hell on Wheels' to Portsmouth to target restaurants for serving chicken and eggs.
June 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Baxter Dave says hi back!

You got a treat?
Baxter Dave, the goodest boy. An orange and white terrier mix.
May 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Andy Borowitz, y'all:
Post from Andy Borowitz: Jodi Ernst Wins Endorsement of National Alliance of Funeral Directors
May 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Everyone has their hill.

This one is mine.
Skinner meme for duck duck gray duck
May 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
From left to right: Kryten, Cat, Rimmer, and Lister from the TV show Red Dwarf
May 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Actress Natasha Lyonne as Charlie Cale from the TV show Poker Face, calling bullshit, as is her wont.
May 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Yes, MAGA, even you:
George Carlin in a meme of one of his quotes: It's a big club, and you ain't in it.
May 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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They Live meme parodying Trump's answer about the $400,000,000 plane gifted to him by Qatar.
May 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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General Sam Lane (Ret.)

Served as SecDef previously under President Lex Luthor.

The guy is fictional and he would still make a better SecDef than Hegseth!
Sam Lane, father of Lois. DC Comics.
April 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM