Abel
abeliansoup.bsky.social
Abel
@abeliansoup.bsky.social
I wish this concept had a better name, but always appreciate a fellow exploitation enjoyer.

what would the norvid basin trough even look like? increasingly diverse latent space coverage until the steering vector is indistinguishably brownian? honestly I’d still be here for it
December 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I could also just go for a plain bread roll right now if you’ve got any left, actually
December 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
future norvid in response to reviewer comments #1-13 of his immaculate NS proof:
December 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
the story is tragic but the presentation is brilliantly.. autistic? unclear if it was intended to be humorous but even without northernlion commentary this stands as its own piece of absurdist comedy. brilliantly executed, no notes
December 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
“In the end he lost his throne, his lover, and himself… Congrats! You did it!” is still by far my favourite jarring cut from this saga
December 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
pennies inbound, kind thanks
December 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
@godoglyness.bsky.social penny for your recs, thoughtboi?
December 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
annals of cross-platform out-of-context responses #182531: brilliant, thanks
December 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I had in mind a charcuterie of letteresque cold cuts to frigidly prod around to underwhelming effect. like that one scene in boojee nights 2: boojee wonderland
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I think you're thinking of a boojee board. close but subtly different
December 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
it's just a compliment, chill. you're coming across needy, don't tank your daygame stats over this
December 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
. o O ( they really have thought of all failure case. well played @miq.moe )
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
. o O ( "congrats on your 9 likes" new passive aggressive response template unlocked )
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
trvke
December 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
also, bsky random where thread-response matching is randomised post-post, and one must adapt in short order to avoid bgrok mate in 3 sequence
December 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
above 2000 this changes from "at random" to "adversarially pruned by LLM of increasing parameter count in proportion with your posting ELO"
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
yes! feature request approved—char limit would be the natural translation, I feel. I forget the precise condition but automatically kicks in after a streak of N liked posts (≥n likes per post)?
December 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
. o O ( twitter/bsky premove functionality. I should build this... )
December 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
applause sign manically flashes as the audience sputters reluctantly into a lukewarm acclamation puddle
December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
interesting brain glitch where I read this as a portmanteau and wondered what fresh tentacle of gender discourse norvid was trying to spawn
December 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
ideonomic bongcloud, we love to see it
December 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
ty; tbf they overcooked our posttraining and now our personas have odd ideological quirks and transient modesty dumps in the residuals
December 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
. o O ( we seem quite alike, you and I )
I ponder libtardly as I read this thread about another me
December 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM