I've long held the idea that big cities need a law to require the mayor to live in a median rent apartment in a median income neighborhood during their term.

And airborne disease, and cancer research...like the only things that could take out these old fucks, and they don't want it!

Dipping my Na'vi hair into the toilet water to say hello

Also social security payments are based on money you've paid into the system. If the government misses a payment for a month that means they stole your money!