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ABC journalist live in Parliament: "When will these politicians start putting the interests of their constituents first rather than the linings of their fat pockets stained with the blood of migrant workers?"
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May 31, 2025 at 6:13 AM
ABC journalist live in Parliament: "When will these politicians start putting the interests of their constituents first rather than the linings of their fat pockets stained with the blood of migrant workers?"
📉 Latest Murdoch Newspoll: Whitlam popularity down five points to 41%; More young Australians joining Liberal Party.
May 31, 2025 at 6:11 AM
📉 Latest Murdoch Newspoll: Whitlam popularity down five points to 41%; More young Australians joining Liberal Party.
Labor will tour electorates around Australia to refine and clear up messaging about its future spending.
More updates to come.
More updates to come.
May 31, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Labor will tour electorates around Australia to refine and clear up messaging about its future spending.
More updates to come.
More updates to come.
🚨🚨🚨 WARNING | The ABC is in full belief that the UK ambassador, the governor-general and Queensland senator are deep in the pockets of Saudi’s oil monarchy and are putting their Australian constituents second to their unethical business interests.
May 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
🚨🚨🚨 WARNING | The ABC is in full belief that the UK ambassador, the governor-general and Queensland senator are deep in the pockets of Saudi’s oil monarchy and are putting their Australian constituents second to their unethical business interests.
🚨 BREAKING: John Kerr threatens ABC after journalist asked whether his Saudi success presented a severe conflict of interest for himself as governor-general.
May 31, 2025 at 4:54 AM
🚨 BREAKING: John Kerr threatens ABC after journalist asked whether his Saudi success presented a severe conflict of interest for himself as governor-general.
UK announces $2.1 billion oil deal with Saudi Arabia, which will become their majority provider of oil for five years.
Despite poor worker rights in the Middle East, the UK ambassador says the deal is not a contradiction of his personal belief in human rights.
Despite poor worker rights in the Middle East, the UK ambassador says the deal is not a contradiction of his personal belief in human rights.
May 31, 2025 at 4:45 AM
UK announces $2.1 billion oil deal with Saudi Arabia, which will become their majority provider of oil for five years.
Despite poor worker rights in the Middle East, the UK ambassador says the deal is not a contradiction of his personal belief in human rights.
Despite poor worker rights in the Middle East, the UK ambassador says the deal is not a contradiction of his personal belief in human rights.
📊 New Murdoch polls reveal 67% of Australians agreed with the Coalition's failed Human Rights bill.
The bill which promised to establish a Human Rights Commission reporting to the attorney-general died on the floor of the senate 4 votes to 3.
The bill which promised to establish a Human Rights Commission reporting to the attorney-general died on the floor of the senate 4 votes to 3.
May 31, 2025 at 4:39 AM
📊 New Murdoch polls reveal 67% of Australians agreed with the Coalition's failed Human Rights bill.
The bill which promised to establish a Human Rights Commission reporting to the attorney-general died on the floor of the senate 4 votes to 3.
The bill which promised to establish a Human Rights Commission reporting to the attorney-general died on the floor of the senate 4 votes to 3.
🚨 Breaking: Liberal Party condemn national youth broadcaster triple j for "satanic" music catalogue. The ABC station was set up under Gough Whitlam.
Shadow attorney-general: "This airplay is in clear alignment with what we’ve seen from communist regimes… I am against any sort of propaganda."
Shadow attorney-general: "This airplay is in clear alignment with what we’ve seen from communist regimes… I am against any sort of propaganda."
May 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
🚨 Breaking: Liberal Party condemn national youth broadcaster triple j for "satanic" music catalogue. The ABC station was set up under Gough Whitlam.
Shadow attorney-general: "This airplay is in clear alignment with what we’ve seen from communist regimes… I am against any sort of propaganda."
Shadow attorney-general: "This airplay is in clear alignment with what we’ve seen from communist regimes… I am against any sort of propaganda."
New pictures of John Kerr's global press tour, featuring in hit TV shows.
May 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
New pictures of John Kerr's global press tour, featuring in hit TV shows.
🇦🇺🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia ambassadors say that John Kerr’s incredibly popular press tour is a start for strengthening ties between Australia and the Middle East nation.
May 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
🇦🇺🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia ambassadors say that John Kerr’s incredibly popular press tour is a start for strengthening ties between Australia and the Middle East nation.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: John Kerr is on a press tour to Saudi Arabia, set to appear on TV talk shows and podcasts.
The public is loving him. He’s the talk of the town after hosting Big Brother, which proved an immense success.
The public is loving him. He’s the talk of the town after hosting Big Brother, which proved an immense success.
May 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: John Kerr is on a press tour to Saudi Arabia, set to appear on TV talk shows and podcasts.
The public is loving him. He’s the talk of the town after hosting Big Brother, which proved an immense success.
The public is loving him. He’s the talk of the town after hosting Big Brother, which proved an immense success.
🚨 BREAKING: Labor's long-debated Necessary Appropriations Bill has failed in the senate 4–3, with Albert Field splitting the tie in favour of the opposition.
May 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
🚨 BREAKING: Labor's long-debated Necessary Appropriations Bill has failed in the senate 4–3, with Albert Field splitting the tie in favour of the opposition.
Happening Now: Fence-sitting Qld senator Albert Field continues pandering to the Coalition.
"I cannot support a bill that is this rushed."
"I cannot support a bill that is this rushed."
May 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Happening Now: Fence-sitting Qld senator Albert Field continues pandering to the Coalition.
"I cannot support a bill that is this rushed."
"I cannot support a bill that is this rushed."
OIL NO: We have obtained leaked texts between the US and Saudi Arabia delegates who are having a tiff about oil.
May 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
OIL NO: We have obtained leaked texts between the US and Saudi Arabia delegates who are having a tiff about oil.
OPINION | Who has voting rights? Who's an MP? What's an amendment? What even is the bill?
This might just be the most incompetent and confusing sitting of Parliament I've ever seen as a reporter. Enough to make even the most democratic total anarchists.
This might just be the most incompetent and confusing sitting of Parliament I've ever seen as a reporter. Enough to make even the most democratic total anarchists.
May 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
OPINION | Who has voting rights? Who's an MP? What's an amendment? What even is the bill?
This might just be the most incompetent and confusing sitting of Parliament I've ever seen as a reporter. Enough to make even the most democratic total anarchists.
This might just be the most incompetent and confusing sitting of Parliament I've ever seen as a reporter. Enough to make even the most democratic total anarchists.
OPINION | Labor's Necessary Appropriations Bill, which facilitates the future funding of critical social infrastructure including ABC emergency services, is being undeservedly criticised from the Coalition, and the public should put more faith in the forthcoming Budget.
May 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
OPINION | Labor's Necessary Appropriations Bill, which facilitates the future funding of critical social infrastructure including ABC emergency services, is being undeservedly criticised from the Coalition, and the public should put more faith in the forthcoming Budget.
After pressing question from ABC reporter, Labor treasurer Mr Crean assures public that the vague Necessary Appropriations Bill is only "one half of the budget" and includes only uncontentious, critical spending.
May 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
After pressing question from ABC reporter, Labor treasurer Mr Crean assures public that the vague Necessary Appropriations Bill is only "one half of the budget" and includes only uncontentious, critical spending.
Whitlam: "I WILL NOT RESIGN!"
May 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Whitlam: "I WILL NOT RESIGN!"
🚨 Opposition PM Malcolm Fraser slams Labor's Necessary Appropriations Bill as an "unspecific" and a "thoughtless proposal", calls for Whitlam to resign.
"There needs to be something more structural and more material."
"There needs to be something more structural and more material."
May 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
🚨 Opposition PM Malcolm Fraser slams Labor's Necessary Appropriations Bill as an "unspecific" and a "thoughtless proposal", calls for Whitlam to resign.
"There needs to be something more structural and more material."
"There needs to be something more structural and more material."
📄 Labor has introduced the Necessary Appropriations Bill (1975) to ensure the "Federal public service" and "medical services, defence and natural disaster [relief]" continues to be funded by any means necessary.
The party affirms its public debt will continue to be serviced.
The party affirms its public debt will continue to be serviced.
May 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
📄 Labor has introduced the Necessary Appropriations Bill (1975) to ensure the "Federal public service" and "medical services, defence and natural disaster [relief]" continues to be funded by any means necessary.
The party affirms its public debt will continue to be serviced.
The party affirms its public debt will continue to be serviced.
US Ambassador attacked by “radical left protestor.”
May 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
US Ambassador attacked by “radical left protestor.”
🚨 BREAKING: The Labor Government is working on a budget.
Stay tuned for live updates.
Stay tuned for live updates.
May 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
🚨 BREAKING: The Labor Government is working on a budget.
Stay tuned for live updates.
Stay tuned for live updates.
🚨 The ABC has learnt that the Federal Police is conducting a long-term secret investigation, led by the Minister for Police & Customs, into Reginald Francis Xavier "Rex" Connor, who was spectacularly ousted last month.
May 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
🚨 The ABC has learnt that the Federal Police is conducting a long-term secret investigation, led by the Minister for Police & Customs, into Reginald Francis Xavier "Rex" Connor, who was spectacularly ousted last month.
🤝 Labor promotes two key party members: Frank Crean now Foreign Minister, Jean Melzer now Special Minister of State.
🗳️ Melzer will be in charge of electoral reform and working with third parties.
“We’re excited to do our best for Australia, especially securing democracy.”
🗳️ Melzer will be in charge of electoral reform and working with third parties.
“We’re excited to do our best for Australia, especially securing democracy.”
May 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
🤝 Labor promotes two key party members: Frank Crean now Foreign Minister, Jean Melzer now Special Minister of State.
🗳️ Melzer will be in charge of electoral reform and working with third parties.
“We’re excited to do our best for Australia, especially securing democracy.”
🗳️ Melzer will be in charge of electoral reform and working with third parties.
“We’re excited to do our best for Australia, especially securing democracy.”
🚨 Qld senator Albert Field announces he is open to negotiation with both major parties: “I’m an independent voice of the people.”
Anonymous Liberal source says the news is not surprising given Field’s lashing of Whitlam’s fiscal policy.
Anonymous Liberal source says the news is not surprising given Field’s lashing of Whitlam’s fiscal policy.
May 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
🚨 Qld senator Albert Field announces he is open to negotiation with both major parties: “I’m an independent voice of the people.”
Anonymous Liberal source says the news is not surprising given Field’s lashing of Whitlam’s fiscal policy.
Anonymous Liberal source says the news is not surprising given Field’s lashing of Whitlam’s fiscal policy.