ABC (Parody) MUNash2025 IPG Account
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Parody ABC account designed for use in the MUNash 2025 Conference. To be used by delegates
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Update on WHO:
Resolution constructed with care, inclusive statements used that could be applied to all countries and avoid marginalisation. Education and training programs to be implemented, on top of preventative measures for climate incidents.
Resolution constructed with care, inclusive statements used that could be applied to all countries and avoid marginalisation. Education and training programs to be implemented, on top of preventative measures for climate incidents.
September 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Update on WHO:
Resolution constructed with care, inclusive statements used that could be applied to all countries and avoid marginalisation. Education and training programs to be implemented, on top of preventative measures for climate incidents.
Resolution constructed with care, inclusive statements used that could be applied to all countries and avoid marginalisation. Education and training programs to be implemented, on top of preventative measures for climate incidents.
Update on UNEA:
Logistical issues persist in the working paper’s construction, with clauses being repeated within the paper. However both working paper’s blocs are willing to work together and pass each other’s policies.
Logistical issues persist in the working paper’s construction, with clauses being repeated within the paper. However both working paper’s blocs are willing to work together and pass each other’s policies.
September 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Update on UNEA:
Logistical issues persist in the working paper’s construction, with clauses being repeated within the paper. However both working paper’s blocs are willing to work together and pass each other’s policies.
Logistical issues persist in the working paper’s construction, with clauses being repeated within the paper. However both working paper’s blocs are willing to work together and pass each other’s policies.
Update on HRC:
States are encouraged to implement their own individual legislations in lieu of the Global Digital Compact framework (GDC).
States are encouraged to implement their own individual legislations in lieu of the Global Digital Compact framework (GDC).
September 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Update on HRC:
States are encouraged to implement their own individual legislations in lieu of the Global Digital Compact framework (GDC).
States are encouraged to implement their own individual legislations in lieu of the Global Digital Compact framework (GDC).
BREAKING:
Capital punishment exercised in UNSC conference. Warning, viewer discretion advised.
Capital punishment exercised in UNSC conference. Warning, viewer discretion advised.
September 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
BREAKING:
Capital punishment exercised in UNSC conference. Warning, viewer discretion advised.
Capital punishment exercised in UNSC conference. Warning, viewer discretion advised.
UNESCO update:
Tensions rise between countries as dichotomous trajectories of policy-making divides the cabinet.
The expansion of UNESCO atlas of indigenous knowledge could not find its anchor; one side advocating for IP protection while the other aims for accessibility, placed on opposite ends.
Tensions rise between countries as dichotomous trajectories of policy-making divides the cabinet.
The expansion of UNESCO atlas of indigenous knowledge could not find its anchor; one side advocating for IP protection while the other aims for accessibility, placed on opposite ends.
September 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
UNESCO update:
Tensions rise between countries as dichotomous trajectories of policy-making divides the cabinet.
The expansion of UNESCO atlas of indigenous knowledge could not find its anchor; one side advocating for IP protection while the other aims for accessibility, placed on opposite ends.
Tensions rise between countries as dichotomous trajectories of policy-making divides the cabinet.
The expansion of UNESCO atlas of indigenous knowledge could not find its anchor; one side advocating for IP protection while the other aims for accessibility, placed on opposite ends.
Crisis update:
Yegor Ligachev has been elected as the new president of the USSR.
Yegor Ligachev has been elected as the new president of the USSR.
September 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Crisis update:
Yegor Ligachev has been elected as the new president of the USSR.
Yegor Ligachev has been elected as the new president of the USSR.
Crisis update:
A general election is held in Russia. Yegor Ligachev runs for the position of president in response to populist demand.
A general election is held in Russia. Yegor Ligachev runs for the position of president in response to populist demand.
September 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Crisis update:
A general election is held in Russia. Yegor Ligachev runs for the position of president in response to populist demand.
A general election is held in Russia. Yegor Ligachev runs for the position of president in response to populist demand.
Article: UNESCO’s conference on the preservation of Indigenous knowledge: Look to the past for answers of tomorrow
The fight to preserve indigenous knowledge lives on, with the UNESCO advocating for its application on modern problems.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
The fight to preserve indigenous knowledge lives on, with the UNESCO advocating for its application on modern problems.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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UNESCO’s conference on the preservation of Indigenous knowledge: Look to the past for answers of tomorrow By Bo Man Brandon Cheung For every two weeks that pass, one indigenous language is lost among...
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September 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Article: UNESCO’s conference on the preservation of Indigenous knowledge: Look to the past for answers of tomorrow
The fight to preserve indigenous knowledge lives on, with the UNESCO advocating for its application on modern problems.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
The fight to preserve indigenous knowledge lives on, with the UNESCO advocating for its application on modern problems.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
UNEA update:
Latin American countries continue refinements on working papers, proposing the integration of indigenous practices in hopes of expanding the knowledge base of the UN biodiversity lab.
The delegate of South Africa advocates for mediation by merging the concurrent working paper solutions.
Latin American countries continue refinements on working papers, proposing the integration of indigenous practices in hopes of expanding the knowledge base of the UN biodiversity lab.
The delegate of South Africa advocates for mediation by merging the concurrent working paper solutions.
September 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
UNEA update:
Latin American countries continue refinements on working papers, proposing the integration of indigenous practices in hopes of expanding the knowledge base of the UN biodiversity lab.
The delegate of South Africa advocates for mediation by merging the concurrent working paper solutions.
Latin American countries continue refinements on working papers, proposing the integration of indigenous practices in hopes of expanding the knowledge base of the UN biodiversity lab.
The delegate of South Africa advocates for mediation by merging the concurrent working paper solutions.
Opinion piece:
The ongoing political crisis within Russian is one of humanities greatest peacekeeping failures. World powers are impotent in addressing Russian starvation and the “senseless violence” taking place within the government parties.
The ongoing political crisis within Russian is one of humanities greatest peacekeeping failures. World powers are impotent in addressing Russian starvation and the “senseless violence” taking place within the government parties.
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Opinion piece:
The ongoing political crisis within Russian is one of humanities greatest peacekeeping failures. World powers are impotent in addressing Russian starvation and the “senseless violence” taking place within the government parties.
The ongoing political crisis within Russian is one of humanities greatest peacekeeping failures. World powers are impotent in addressing Russian starvation and the “senseless violence” taking place within the government parties.
Crisis update:
KBG chairman Vladimir Kryuchkov stands strong against assassination attempts, hinting at the RSFSR’s involvement and declaring that any further attempts will be “futile” and “intercepted”.
KBG chairman Vladimir Kryuchkov stands strong against assassination attempts, hinting at the RSFSR’s involvement and declaring that any further attempts will be “futile” and “intercepted”.
September 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Crisis update:
KBG chairman Vladimir Kryuchkov stands strong against assassination attempts, hinting at the RSFSR’s involvement and declaring that any further attempts will be “futile” and “intercepted”.
KBG chairman Vladimir Kryuchkov stands strong against assassination attempts, hinting at the RSFSR’s involvement and declaring that any further attempts will be “futile” and “intercepted”.
Crisis Statement:
Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist party Yegor Ligachev declares Boris Yeltsin a “traitor”, advocating for Russia’s return to socialist values against “privatisation and hoarding” from the RSFSR.
Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist party Yegor Ligachev declares Boris Yeltsin a “traitor”, advocating for Russia’s return to socialist values against “privatisation and hoarding” from the RSFSR.
September 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Crisis Statement:
Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist party Yegor Ligachev declares Boris Yeltsin a “traitor”, advocating for Russia’s return to socialist values against “privatisation and hoarding” from the RSFSR.
Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist party Yegor Ligachev declares Boris Yeltsin a “traitor”, advocating for Russia’s return to socialist values against “privatisation and hoarding” from the RSFSR.
Crisis Statement:
West Germany ambassador Klaus Blech voiced their concerns regarding the “increasing destabilisation” of the USSR’s economic situation, indicating that they “will not stand idly by” amidst political turmoil.
West Germany ambassador Klaus Blech voiced their concerns regarding the “increasing destabilisation” of the USSR’s economic situation, indicating that they “will not stand idly by” amidst political turmoil.
September 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Crisis Statement:
West Germany ambassador Klaus Blech voiced their concerns regarding the “increasing destabilisation” of the USSR’s economic situation, indicating that they “will not stand idly by” amidst political turmoil.
West Germany ambassador Klaus Blech voiced their concerns regarding the “increasing destabilisation” of the USSR’s economic situation, indicating that they “will not stand idly by” amidst political turmoil.
Update on crisis:
“It’s breakfast time” — Boris Yeltsin remains calm amidst assassination attempts. The RSFSR leader has reportedly fled to Estonia for safety concerns, though such decision has been called into question given its ties and proximity to Nazi collaborators.
“It’s breakfast time” — Boris Yeltsin remains calm amidst assassination attempts. The RSFSR leader has reportedly fled to Estonia for safety concerns, though such decision has been called into question given its ties and proximity to Nazi collaborators.
September 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Update on crisis:
“It’s breakfast time” — Boris Yeltsin remains calm amidst assassination attempts. The RSFSR leader has reportedly fled to Estonia for safety concerns, though such decision has been called into question given its ties and proximity to Nazi collaborators.
“It’s breakfast time” — Boris Yeltsin remains calm amidst assassination attempts. The RSFSR leader has reportedly fled to Estonia for safety concerns, though such decision has been called into question given its ties and proximity to Nazi collaborators.
Update on UNESCO:
Vouge’s reputation brought into question during UNESCO press conference, accused of AI usage in their 2-pager advertisements.
Vogue confesses that AI is “moderately useful” in generating models, raising concerns with the authenticity of their Indigenous representation.
Vouge’s reputation brought into question during UNESCO press conference, accused of AI usage in their 2-pager advertisements.
Vogue confesses that AI is “moderately useful” in generating models, raising concerns with the authenticity of their Indigenous representation.
September 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Update on UNESCO:
Vouge’s reputation brought into question during UNESCO press conference, accused of AI usage in their 2-pager advertisements.
Vogue confesses that AI is “moderately useful” in generating models, raising concerns with the authenticity of their Indigenous representation.
Vouge’s reputation brought into question during UNESCO press conference, accused of AI usage in their 2-pager advertisements.
Vogue confesses that AI is “moderately useful” in generating models, raising concerns with the authenticity of their Indigenous representation.
BREAKING:
“I only drink Vodka” — Russian citizen interrupts press conference directed at Soviet leaders, calling into question the integration of Westernised ideology within Russia’s policy rollouts.
“I only drink Vodka” — Russian citizen interrupts press conference directed at Soviet leaders, calling into question the integration of Westernised ideology within Russia’s policy rollouts.
September 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
BREAKING:
“I only drink Vodka” — Russian citizen interrupts press conference directed at Soviet leaders, calling into question the integration of Westernised ideology within Russia’s policy rollouts.
“I only drink Vodka” — Russian citizen interrupts press conference directed at Soviet leaders, calling into question the integration of Westernised ideology within Russia’s policy rollouts.
Update from Crisis:
‘Strength through unity’
Mikhail Gorbachev’s response to allegations of a weak cabinet, who defends the plurality of opinions within his party.
‘Strength through unity’
Mikhail Gorbachev’s response to allegations of a weak cabinet, who defends the plurality of opinions within his party.
September 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Update from Crisis:
‘Strength through unity’
Mikhail Gorbachev’s response to allegations of a weak cabinet, who defends the plurality of opinions within his party.
‘Strength through unity’
Mikhail Gorbachev’s response to allegations of a weak cabinet, who defends the plurality of opinions within his party.
Update from WHO:
Indonesia calls for action from international powers to increase contributions to a globally recognised healthcare system.
The delegate for Indonesia highlights the trouble of a widening gap between rural and urban citizens in accessing healthcare.
Indonesia calls for action from international powers to increase contributions to a globally recognised healthcare system.
The delegate for Indonesia highlights the trouble of a widening gap between rural and urban citizens in accessing healthcare.
September 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Update from WHO:
Indonesia calls for action from international powers to increase contributions to a globally recognised healthcare system.
The delegate for Indonesia highlights the trouble of a widening gap between rural and urban citizens in accessing healthcare.
Indonesia calls for action from international powers to increase contributions to a globally recognised healthcare system.
The delegate for Indonesia highlights the trouble of a widening gap between rural and urban citizens in accessing healthcare.
Update from UNEA:
Germany in talks for providing funding and technology for renewable energy in Kenya, India, Iraq and Central African Republic.
The delegate of Germany urges other European countries to alleviate their financial burden and assist in this global shift to green energy.
Germany in talks for providing funding and technology for renewable energy in Kenya, India, Iraq and Central African Republic.
The delegate of Germany urges other European countries to alleviate their financial burden and assist in this global shift to green energy.
September 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Update from UNEA:
Germany in talks for providing funding and technology for renewable energy in Kenya, India, Iraq and Central African Republic.
The delegate of Germany urges other European countries to alleviate their financial burden and assist in this global shift to green energy.
Germany in talks for providing funding and technology for renewable energy in Kenya, India, Iraq and Central African Republic.
The delegate of Germany urges other European countries to alleviate their financial burden and assist in this global shift to green energy.
Update from HRC:
Morocco takes a strong stance against state-enforced censorship, emphasising the importance of free speech and opinion.
The delegate of Morocco speaks firmly against “prohibition from both states and corporations”, advocating for “inclusivity” amidst concerns of “hate speech”.
Morocco takes a strong stance against state-enforced censorship, emphasising the importance of free speech and opinion.
The delegate of Morocco speaks firmly against “prohibition from both states and corporations”, advocating for “inclusivity” amidst concerns of “hate speech”.
September 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Update from HRC:
Morocco takes a strong stance against state-enforced censorship, emphasising the importance of free speech and opinion.
The delegate of Morocco speaks firmly against “prohibition from both states and corporations”, advocating for “inclusivity” amidst concerns of “hate speech”.
Morocco takes a strong stance against state-enforced censorship, emphasising the importance of free speech and opinion.
The delegate of Morocco speaks firmly against “prohibition from both states and corporations”, advocating for “inclusivity” amidst concerns of “hate speech”.
"We've decided to license our brand to local university clubs... we're out of money and I give up" - Managing Director of the ABC Hugh Marks announces new marketing strategy to make up for expected budget deficits
September 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
"We've decided to license our brand to local university clubs... we're out of money and I give up" - Managing Director of the ABC Hugh Marks announces new marketing strategy to make up for expected budget deficits