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me, looking through make-up artists: ok you're good, but WHERE ARE YOUR LATINAS
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
me, looking through make-up artists: ok you're good, but WHERE ARE YOUR LATINAS
if you think you're bad at wedding planning and communication, you can always be me, (finally) messaging make-up artists with 27 hours until the wedding
December 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if you think you're bad at wedding planning and communication, you can always be me, (finally) messaging make-up artists with 27 hours until the wedding
*makes ~7 amazon purchases before the wedding on Saturday* what a time to be alive
December 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
*makes ~7 amazon purchases before the wedding on Saturday* what a time to be alive
what's worse than accidentally calling your teacher "mom" as a kid?
as an adult teacher, accidentally calling a kid "Ms. L" (their other teacher's last name)
as an adult teacher, accidentally calling a kid "Ms. L" (their other teacher's last name)
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
what's worse than accidentally calling your teacher "mom" as a kid?
as an adult teacher, accidentally calling a kid "Ms. L" (their other teacher's last name)
as an adult teacher, accidentally calling a kid "Ms. L" (their other teacher's last name)
for the first time in my life, i am using Facebook for its intended purpose: looking up people's last names
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
for the first time in my life, i am using Facebook for its intended purpose: looking up people's last names
long time no bsky, but mom has been asking wedding questions nonstop and finally asked if i want to have children ("maybe, we'll see") and then asks if i'll use birth control and lmao I'VE HAD IT so i say point blank "Eric knows i don't like p***ses" & now she's not making eye contact with meee 🫠🏳️🌈
November 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
long time no bsky, but mom has been asking wedding questions nonstop and finally asked if i want to have children ("maybe, we'll see") and then asks if i'll use birth control and lmao I'VE HAD IT so i say point blank "Eric knows i don't like p***ses" & now she's not making eye contact with meee 🫠🏳️🌈
i saw my first coyote!! Saturday night driving through the suburbs is wild
September 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i saw my first coyote!! Saturday night driving through the suburbs is wild
my good college friend (now a paraprofessional) works at the same (small) school as my ex-co-teacher, ahahhaha... what a small world
September 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
my good college friend (now a paraprofessional) works at the same (small) school as my ex-co-teacher, ahahhaha... what a small world
*wakes up naturally at 4am* ah yes, the hour of champions, a spare 1-2 hours before the day begins where I can unlock my true potential as a hobbyist journaler/reader/gamer/nerd
*pulls blanket over, sleeps an extra 1-2 hours*
*pulls blanket over, sleeps an extra 1-2 hours*
September 5, 2025 at 11:29 AM
*wakes up naturally at 4am* ah yes, the hour of champions, a spare 1-2 hours before the day begins where I can unlock my true potential as a hobbyist journaler/reader/gamer/nerd
*pulls blanket over, sleeps an extra 1-2 hours*
*pulls blanket over, sleeps an extra 1-2 hours*
a new coworker has joined my "Cool People from Work with Uphill Struggles but Somehow Graduated in 2020" club. population: 4!!
August 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
a new coworker has joined my "Cool People from Work with Uphill Struggles but Somehow Graduated in 2020" club. population: 4!!
thought I had a blister on my big toe, but turns out it's a mosquito bite?? the mosquitos have been super active this summer and my legs have seen better days 😔
August 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
thought I had a blister on my big toe, but turns out it's a mosquito bite?? the mosquitos have been super active this summer and my legs have seen better days 😔
the lore behind lrt is that the high school was invited by the elementary school for a group photo ("d'aww, how cute of them!") but completely missed the secret dress code to wear red 🫠
August 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
the lore behind lrt is that the high school was invited by the elementary school for a group photo ("d'aww, how cute of them!") but completely missed the secret dress code to wear red 🫠
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📸 Back-to-school meansCTU is back in action— union delegates organized meetings in schools across Chicago to unite members around implementing our new contract language to deliver smaller class sizes and more resources for Chicago students.
When members lead, we win.
When members lead, we win.
August 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
📸 Back-to-school meansCTU is back in action— union delegates organized meetings in schools across Chicago to unite members around implementing our new contract language to deliver smaller class sizes and more resources for Chicago students.
When members lead, we win.
When members lead, we win.
my favorite (older) co-worker went through his unwanted stuff and gifted this to me today... he doesn't know how much im gonna treasure this book for the rest of my life!! my puns will be so well-calculated 🥹
August 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
my favorite (older) co-worker went through his unwanted stuff and gifted this to me today... he doesn't know how much im gonna treasure this book for the rest of my life!! my puns will be so well-calculated 🥹
yes, I went to a Linkin Park concert on a school night. yes, I was stone cold sober. and yes, I went out of my way to say hi to one of my students and mistook him for his brother. 🤦♀️
August 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
yes, I went to a Linkin Park concert on a school night. yes, I was stone cold sober. and yes, I went out of my way to say hi to one of my students and mistook him for his brother. 🤦♀️
sad i can't see David Archuleta today, but this afternoon i read a book for school at a gay (tea) bar, so perhaps he'd be proud of me 🙌
August 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
sad i can't see David Archuleta today, but this afternoon i read a book for school at a gay (tea) bar, so perhaps he'd be proud of me 🙌
to the rich girl i mocked in high school ~15 years ago for complaining that she had to "clean up her bedroom because the maid is coming" ...i just picked up 6 kitchen chairs so the roomba can do its job more efficiently. I get it now. and im sorry.
August 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
to the rich girl i mocked in high school ~15 years ago for complaining that she had to "clean up her bedroom because the maid is coming" ...i just picked up 6 kitchen chairs so the roomba can do its job more efficiently. I get it now. and im sorry.
i hate ai (especially image-generative ai) and condemn my kiddos who copy and paste ai text to pass it off as their own work, but man... it sure is helpful for brainstorming ideas when I'm socially anxious and want to message certain people, but don't know how to begin conversations via text 🫣
August 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i hate ai (especially image-generative ai) and condemn my kiddos who copy and paste ai text to pass it off as their own work, but man... it sure is helpful for brainstorming ideas when I'm socially anxious and want to message certain people, but don't know how to begin conversations via text 🫣
upon their return, the family im dogsitting for is going to see the following on their next billing statement:
- gas: ⬇️
- water: ⬇️
- heating/cooling: ⬇️
- electricity: ⬇️
- internet data: ⬆️⬆️🆙️⬆️
- gas: ⬇️
- water: ⬇️
- heating/cooling: ⬇️
- electricity: ⬇️
- internet data: ⬆️⬆️🆙️⬆️
July 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
upon their return, the family im dogsitting for is going to see the following on their next billing statement:
- gas: ⬇️
- water: ⬇️
- heating/cooling: ⬇️
- electricity: ⬇️
- internet data: ⬆️⬆️🆙️⬆️
- gas: ⬇️
- water: ⬇️
- heating/cooling: ⬇️
- electricity: ⬇️
- internet data: ⬆️⬆️🆙️⬆️
me: these next two weeks dogsitting away from home will essentially be a professionalism bootcamp before school starts!
also me: *packs pc and 27" gaming monitor*
also me: *packs pc and 27" gaming monitor*
July 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
me: these next two weeks dogsitting away from home will essentially be a professionalism bootcamp before school starts!
also me: *packs pc and 27" gaming monitor*
also me: *packs pc and 27" gaming monitor*
in today's adventures in google, i learned the meaning of a Saturn Return, which is when Saturn returns to the same zodiac sign when you're born, which is an experience of significant life changes, which is approximately 29.5 years.
& when i was 29.5 years old, I was 1 month into student teaching 🙌
& when i was 29.5 years old, I was 1 month into student teaching 🙌
July 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
in today's adventures in google, i learned the meaning of a Saturn Return, which is when Saturn returns to the same zodiac sign when you're born, which is an experience of significant life changes, which is approximately 29.5 years.
& when i was 29.5 years old, I was 1 month into student teaching 🙌
& when i was 29.5 years old, I was 1 month into student teaching 🙌
today I said yes to a wedding dress!! and another yes to a 5% tariff (+$$$) on said dress, truly the american way 🇺🇲🍔🦅🙃
July 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
today I said yes to a wedding dress!! and another yes to a 5% tariff (+$$$) on said dress, truly the american way 🇺🇲🍔🦅🙃
how is it that the children access pirate anime websites throughout the school day, yet when I try to do the same during my summer break, I get a "timeout occurred" error 😅
July 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
how is it that the children access pirate anime websites throughout the school day, yet when I try to do the same during my summer break, I get a "timeout occurred" error 😅
i hope you find $20 on the ground today (from me, as someone who found a $20 bill on the ground today!)
July 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i hope you find $20 on the ground today (from me, as someone who found a $20 bill on the ground today!)
i thought my new sleeveless shirt was too low-cut, but while on my walk, I saw three (3) different topless 50+ year old men, and realized i was ok
June 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i thought my new sleeveless shirt was too low-cut, but while on my walk, I saw three (3) different topless 50+ year old men, and realized i was ok