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Plain Jane, spaghetti.
What’s the correct reaction to give when your gay friend says something triggering? I usually say “wtf bro, chill.” but am realising that’s a very hetero thing to say. 🤡
March 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Drag King name: Ryan Guzzling
Drag King name: Traitor Joe
Drag King name: Horus Cope
February 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Do yall ever look at a gym stud and wonder so ripped and for what?
February 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Been a while since my last gym physique check in. 😚 🫢
February 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Me to every email I receive since it’s v day
February 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Post cny workout yesterday and there’s this lesbian couple putting on a mild PDA session in the gym (putting heads on each other’s shoulders and whispering sweet nothings to each other) and it’s making me feel v me and who fr.
February 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
What’s the opposite of yassification? Is it castr8tion?
January 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Guys I’m three coffees deep and buzzing someone take my phone away before I sh*tpost.
January 25, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Friend asked if I wanted to do rock climbing. Honestly I’m at the age where the only thing I want to climb rn is into bed w my other half.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
How would I describe my gym playlist? Asian twunk squat strut
January 13, 2025 at 12:28 PM
💪🏼✨ them arms finally growing ever so SLOWLY.
January 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Mmhmmm
Every "get fit" in the new year training program is about pounding your body into fitness and all that means is you get injured and discouraged or your so sore you quit. There need to be more "ease into fitness" programs
January 6, 2025 at 10:06 AM
You’d be glad you hit ⏸️ on that scroll and read this:

“We might look at someone’s social media profile out of curiosity and pay the price for it with misery… so be someone’s friend not a member of their audience.”
January 6, 2025 at 10:02 AM
My phone case is missing a Polaroid of us.
January 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Be my cuddle buddy? I mean, my cuddly B?
a close up of a woman wearing a black turtleneck and gold earrings .
ALT: a close up of a woman wearing a black turtleneck and gold earrings .
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January 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
2025 starting on a high and not the kind I’m after was not on the bingo cards but yet here we are…
January 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Last workout for the year CLOCKED. 2024 saw me prioritising fitness and feeling good abt myself. I’ve always thought that working out equates to being vain. But now I see it as a form of self-care and -respect. If you value this body you’ve been given, then you should take care of it. 🫶🏼
December 31, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Bloomfie 🫶🏼 asked, so here goes…
Weather: Spring; Sakura szn;
Animals: Beagles, Scottish fold.
Cake: Tiramisu or any good creamy chocolate cakes.
Holiday: Anywhere; long as I’m with (as yet unknown) him.
Movie: HP 🪄 and Marvel 🦸🏻‍♂️ (up to endgame) for their ingenuity; greatest showman for the OST. 🕺
hay~

weather: 27-33C but I want 14-20C Europe weather 😔
animals: MONKEYS… OBSESSED w them (& cats)
cake: uh cheesecake ig
holiday: everyday feels like one when you’re unemployed 💜
movie: La La Land. AMAZING soundtrack & it made me believe that true love never exist 💔
Weee my turn

weather: 16-25C Sunny BLUE SKY LIKE AUSTRALIA (No idea whether this is abt the weather where I live or the weather I like)
animals: Cats even tho they hate me
cake: BANANA CAKE FOR LIFEEEE
holiday: Can I say all festive seasons🥺
movie: Elemental cuz I cried like a bitch
December 31, 2024 at 9:18 AM
When they send a holiday greeting that reads “from me and mine to you and yours” but B1 doesn’t know B2 (yes a bananas in pyjamas reference) has been messing with others is the holiday 💅 drama we all did not know we need.
December 31, 2024 at 8:22 AM
If he ain’t leaving his palm print on your neck, shoulders, chest, 🍑 … he ain’t doing it right.
December 31, 2024 at 3:15 AM
The way the chef slaps the dough he just kneaded and then proceeds to plant his face into said dough is all the innuendo I need to consider switching careers. 😚
December 30, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Happy to announce I’m no longer single, just delusional.
December 29, 2024 at 9:48 AM
Boy I’ll let you be my Levii’s jeans
👁️👄👁️
December 26, 2024 at 12:43 PM
its a need for me
Appropriatest coffee mug
December 25, 2024 at 4:04 PM
worked out at 10pm and now i'm just buzzing and all i really wanna do is go to sleep.
December 25, 2024 at 4:04 PM