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phew, who even knows. https://linktr.ee/abby_eo
Erika Kirk’s PR team 🤝 Chandler Bing’s brain
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Crazy idea but what if the Democrats started offering solutions and doing *anything* instead of holding the country hostage with “you must vote for us if you actually care about your basic human rights” messaging
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
October 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Taylor Swift: *gets engaged*

The entire internet:
August 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I mean I don’t want to brag or anything, but I am basically a Disney princess
July 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
❤️💖❤️
July 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
See also: Scar + Hyenas
July 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Tell me you were a depressed evangelical kid without telling me you were a depressed evangelical kid
July 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This piece of Abby Lore™️ has been on my mind a lot lately. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
July 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If I’m gonna be patriotic this year it’s gonna be with malicious compliance flare 🫡 🇺🇸 🦅 #happy4th
July 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
the most honest summary I can give on this Easter morning of why I’m still a Christian.

Christ is risen. 🤍
April 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I got a lot of stares at the grocery store today ✌🏻🇵🇸
March 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I can’t stop thinking about when the ceasefire was announced, and how…

The children who danced with hope
The women who cried with relief
The men who slept with peace

…had all of it cruelly stripped away, because men loved power more than humanity.
March 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
<hyperventilating sheldon cooper.gif>
February 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Stop kicking dust into my eyes, you brilliant bastard.

(Khalil Gibran, “On Love”)
February 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“I tweeted a meme lolz”
February 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Here’s a screen grab of it
February 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation.
February 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Got the tip from here: www.healthyscreens.com/strategies
February 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I’m so sorry, The Weeknd, but you are no longer the reigning champ of memefiable halftime show moments
February 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Me and my makeup both barely hanging in there but happy Sunday! 😅
February 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
qs your lock screen (quote by Glennon Doyle!)
February 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It’s not foolproof but I have three of these on my preschooler’s closet doors that are like this. One connecting the doors in the middle and one connecting each doorpost and door. And high enough to be out of reach of course
February 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Nevertheless,
February 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Happy birthday, Dad. I’m about 99% sure you’re shouting from heaven right now that “flying is still the safest mode of transportation!” ❤️‍🩹
January 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM