is it feasible to have a honey baked ham in my fridge year round

all i want for lunch is arepa mia and they’re closed 😩

being an adult rules bc you can buy milanos whenever you want

ready for christmas to be over so i can stop getting targeted ads for golf brands

almost just wrecked my car bc there was a cloud that looked exactly like a Scrub Daddy

just drove past a vape shop and the sandwich board outside said “want SWAG? try vape!!”

my super power is being able to tell when a corny christmas movie was a largely canadian operation within the first 5 mins