Abby V
@abby412.bsky.social
Writer, teacher, probably sleepy 🩷💜💙 she/her
Nannykids asked me to paint a cat. They did not specify what kind of cat.
June 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Nannykids asked me to paint a cat. They did not specify what kind of cat.
My favorite game to play with the college freshman I teach is to slowly wear more and more ridiculous clothing and see how long it takes for one of them to break and say something. Pairing this glorious preschool-chic shirt with a black pencil skirt for spooky season.
September 26, 2024 at 3:24 AM
My favorite game to play with the college freshman I teach is to slowly wear more and more ridiculous clothing and see how long it takes for one of them to break and say something. Pairing this glorious preschool-chic shirt with a black pencil skirt for spooky season.
Whoever designed this gift bag did not run it past any middle school children or any childish adults.
December 23, 2023 at 8:59 PM
Whoever designed this gift bag did not run it past any middle school children or any childish adults.
He has Roger Klotz hair!
December 16, 2023 at 4:37 PM
He has Roger Klotz hair!
I’m not fond of the way Shake Shack abbreviated my name. 😆
December 2, 2023 at 6:40 PM
I’m not fond of the way Shake Shack abbreviated my name. 😆
Remember when the March Sisters started a revolt in heaven, and God kicked them out?
October 30, 2023 at 10:10 PM
Remember when the March Sisters started a revolt in heaven, and God kicked them out?
I don’t have anything to ask, but Lockheed and Frog Thor hope that your brain feels better soon.
October 21, 2023 at 10:54 PM
I don’t have anything to ask, but Lockheed and Frog Thor hope that your brain feels better soon.
Lockheed and Frog Thor are pals.
October 21, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Lockheed and Frog Thor are pals.
Me: I’m going to eat a healthy lunch today.
Me (standing in front of a vending machine, five minutes later): Peanut M&Ms have protein, right?
Me (standing in front of a vending machine, five minutes later): Peanut M&Ms have protein, right?
October 19, 2023 at 5:36 PM
Me: I’m going to eat a healthy lunch today.
Me (standing in front of a vending machine, five minutes later): Peanut M&Ms have protein, right?
Me (standing in front of a vending machine, five minutes later): Peanut M&Ms have protein, right?
Using an image, show an episode of Star Trek you are sure you’ve seen more than ten times.
October 17, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Using an image, show an episode of Star Trek you are sure you’ve seen more than ten times.
Fireworks over the Haunted Mansion. Spooky, but celebratory.
September 13, 2023 at 9:17 PM
Fireworks over the Haunted Mansion. Spooky, but celebratory.
I found this little friend snoozing on my rose bush.
September 13, 2023 at 12:12 AM
I found this little friend snoozing on my rose bush.
My partner’s Mickey hugging face is my favorite thing ever.
September 2, 2023 at 9:59 PM
My partner’s Mickey hugging face is my favorite thing ever.
A colleague was having issues accessing the OED and asked me to check and see if it was working for me. I have learned many important etymological facts.
September 1, 2023 at 6:49 PM
A colleague was having issues accessing the OED and asked me to check and see if it was working for me. I have learned many important etymological facts.
Every time I read the recently changed title of Book Riot’s LGBTQIA+ newsletter, I think for a split second that West Elm has started a very targeted marketing campaign.
August 10, 2023 at 2:22 PM
Every time I read the recently changed title of Book Riot’s LGBTQIA+ newsletter, I think for a split second that West Elm has started a very targeted marketing campaign.
What an oddly sinister henley. 🔥
August 10, 2023 at 1:16 AM
What an oddly sinister henley. 🔥
I am a very grownup and mature university professor.
August 1, 2023 at 4:41 PM
I am a very grownup and mature university professor.
Doing an Excalibur with my black tea (milk and one sugar) in my Phoenix (Rachel) mug.
August 1, 2023 at 2:22 PM
Doing an Excalibur with my black tea (milk and one sugar) in my Phoenix (Rachel) mug.
It’s a milk tea morning.
July 30, 2023 at 3:54 PM
It’s a milk tea morning.
It’s that kind of day where I’m adding things to my to do list that I’ve already done just so I have something to cross off.
July 28, 2023 at 9:30 PM
It’s that kind of day where I’m adding things to my to do list that I’ve already done just so I have something to cross off.
My partner majored in mechanical engineering, but he gets my English major sense of humor. Today he sent me this meme.
July 27, 2023 at 1:10 AM
My partner majored in mechanical engineering, but he gets my English major sense of humor. Today he sent me this meme.