If you figure out a miracle solution for the 2 year old on the diaper strike, inquiring minds in the same boat want to know 😅

anything can be a dip!

mine was given a little container of maple syrup at breakfast out yesterday and he proceeded to dip pieces of sausage in it, ignoring the pancakes entirely

oh shit we should do this

this is roughly how ours went too - woke up at 3 asking for the wheels on the bus, sobbed when i put him back to bed. alligator wrestling was required to get him in shirt and pants, flatly refused a jumper, scampered off into daycare to do more exciting stuff

doing the crossword puzzle while struggling to keep my eyes open?

is sleeping a hobby? watching sesame street? 😂

shit that sounds amazing

wait costco sells chocolate covered gummy bears?!?

exactly! it's a menace.

he is not.

I’m sure it will start with cleaning off mud! 😂