Abby Normal
@abby-normal.bsky.social
Friendly neighborhood civil rights law extraordinaire. Afterhours gamer. Peddler of the gay agenda™️. Here to be political/newsical/nerdy.
AI slop is the kudzu of the internet. What is this even pretending to be?
December 4, 2025 at 6:28 AM
AI slop is the kudzu of the internet. What is this even pretending to be?
From the AP. This was the point. Trump WANTED this to happen.
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
From the AP. This was the point. Trump WANTED this to happen.
This feels "yikes" to me.
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This feels "yikes" to me.
One letter shy of being a succinctly perfect headline. So I fixed it.
October 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
One letter shy of being a succinctly perfect headline. So I fixed it.
Drake Maye has such an All-American baby face, but hoo boy, that kid has got the juice. This pass completed for a first down 🤯
October 6, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Drake Maye has such an All-American baby face, but hoo boy, that kid has got the juice. This pass completed for a first down 🤯
I need you all to understand that I would fight entire hoards of zombies for this tiny perfect kitty cat.
September 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I need you all to understand that I would fight entire hoards of zombies for this tiny perfect kitty cat.
No MSM coverage of Trump appearing to have had a stroke. @cnn.com, @msnbc.com, @politico.com, @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy, @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy
Hello, anyone?
Hello, anyone?
September 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
No MSM coverage of Trump appearing to have had a stroke. @cnn.com, @msnbc.com, @politico.com, @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy, @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy
Hello, anyone?
Hello, anyone?
Receipt. He is not a hero.
September 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Receipt. He is not a hero.
I love it when dudes go to the beach just to piss on it.
August 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I love it when dudes go to the beach just to piss on it.
Same artist. From ~100 years ago, and we are still plagued by the same problems.
July 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Same artist. From ~100 years ago, and we are still plagued by the same problems.
How does anyone take LinkedIn seriously
June 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
How does anyone take LinkedIn seriously
Local Tesla owner not just abandoning the logos, they've also decided against even having a license plate.
June 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Local Tesla owner not just abandoning the logos, they've also decided against even having a license plate.
"No one voted to deport moms."
The fuck you didn't.
The fuck you didn't.
June 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"No one voted to deport moms."
The fuck you didn't.
The fuck you didn't.
Holy heck, Alan Alda is way hotter now than I expected.
May 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Holy heck, Alan Alda is way hotter now than I expected.
Ah, yes, "things."
April 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Ah, yes, "things."
Hear me out: Tickets to El Salvador are $300 from my nearest airport.
To my thus-far-useless Electeds, I will literally pay my own way to come with you to go bring Kilmar Abrego Garcia home. If for nothing else but to hold your hand through the terror of doing the right thing.
To my thus-far-useless Electeds, I will literally pay my own way to come with you to go bring Kilmar Abrego Garcia home. If for nothing else but to hold your hand through the terror of doing the right thing.
April 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Hear me out: Tickets to El Salvador are $300 from my nearest airport.
To my thus-far-useless Electeds, I will literally pay my own way to come with you to go bring Kilmar Abrego Garcia home. If for nothing else but to hold your hand through the terror of doing the right thing.
To my thus-far-useless Electeds, I will literally pay my own way to come with you to go bring Kilmar Abrego Garcia home. If for nothing else but to hold your hand through the terror of doing the right thing.
At work the other day, we had a check-in question asking, "if we could be any animal, what would you be?" I joked I'd be a tortoise in the Galapagos. Today, Google popped this ad in my feed. I have never googled this before. They are actually listening, all the time. It should be illegal.
April 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
At work the other day, we had a check-in question asking, "if we could be any animal, what would you be?" I joked I'd be a tortoise in the Galapagos. Today, Google popped this ad in my feed. I have never googled this before. They are actually listening, all the time. It should be illegal.
Then sell your Tesla
April 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Then sell your Tesla
Imagine if this headline.said Obama, Biden, or Harris. Seriously. Just for one second actually envision it.
I'm so tired of the "wElL aCtUaLlY bOtH SidEs HaVe PrObLeMs" faux intellectual dialogue. It's completely reckless sanewashing of the GOP masquerading as legitimate discourse.
I'm so tired of the "wElL aCtUaLlY bOtH SidEs HaVe PrObLeMs" faux intellectual dialogue. It's completely reckless sanewashing of the GOP masquerading as legitimate discourse.
April 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Imagine if this headline.said Obama, Biden, or Harris. Seriously. Just for one second actually envision it.
I'm so tired of the "wElL aCtUaLlY bOtH SidEs HaVe PrObLeMs" faux intellectual dialogue. It's completely reckless sanewashing of the GOP masquerading as legitimate discourse.
I'm so tired of the "wElL aCtUaLlY bOtH SidEs HaVe PrObLeMs" faux intellectual dialogue. It's completely reckless sanewashing of the GOP masquerading as legitimate discourse.
April 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM