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abble.bsky.social
@abble.bsky.social
It was one of those occasions where I had to try and get as horizontal as possible until the pain subsided and I could breathe again.

The guy sitting behind me was laughing a lot.
December 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Kill Bill the Whole Bloody Affair. They had just dimmed the lights and I was rushing to sit down. I was trying to push down my seat, but my arm went straight down between the cushion and seat back, jamming it straight up as i lost my balance and slammed my ribs into the seat edge with my full weight
December 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Wow you’re so smart and cool Mr. Ackman! Gee I wish we could have you come in and give a talk but we just don’t have anywhere to host you. Well, if we did have $200 million we could build a new wing to the university and then you could speak… but where oh where could we get that kind of money?
October 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Always nice to see revcom has its finger on the pulse of the American working class
September 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Sounds like a forgotten early sega Saturn game
September 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Well done in-n-out fries are the best fast food fry is a hill I’m willing to die on
August 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Charge up a bunch of power banks and have someone hucking them up at the earth
August 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The Treatlerreich is real
March 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
It told me I’m Arya Stark. Sexually, I’m a child with a knife??
February 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Absolutely learning how to jailbreak my AI Dr. to get all you can eat scripts for adderall and ketamine.
January 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This app fucking rules
January 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I’ve been seeing a rash of large accounts getting hacked for the laptop scam and getting locked out for days. so it seems like twitters security team is really shitting the bed here (if they still exist)
October 27, 2024 at 12:02 AM
They had tons of cool art and music in the 70s… I guess we get good posts instead?
April 16, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Got this one first pull. Come on bro
January 2, 2024 at 8:35 AM
A life-changing chicken experience for sure.
January 2, 2024 at 8:21 AM
Plowing billions of dollars to build a LLM that will explain why it’s ok for white people to say the word.
November 25, 2023 at 11:00 PM
I think the reputation of musk within the business world took longer to sour than with normal people. I doubt she understood how much of a destructive moron he was when she signed up for the job.

It speaks to how genuinely blinkered that class is as much as anything else
November 21, 2023 at 6:28 AM