Instead of putting vanilla and lavender in my earl grey today, I used maple oat milk creamer. I just invented the London, Ontario Fog.

I’ll show myself out.

Here’s a couple of things based on almost 8.5 years with the National Park Service (2005-2013). Thing one: NPS employees are vastly underpaid. Any of them could go into the private sector and make more money.

I’m just a filthy liberal book-hugger who believes we belong to each other.