I wish this was what the grandpa in Lost Boys said at the end of the movie...

Pride month may be over, but I declare this the month of my birth TRANS ACCEPTANCE MONTH!!!

I want to be bagel girl? With the 70G tits? Yes, yes I do.

I apologize that I don't actually apologize, but why are you so unpleasant and transphobic and an asshole? Who the fuck are you? STAY THE EFF AWAY FROM ME AND MY ACCOUNT!!

That's a dick statement because not everyone and I will tell you this not everyone who doesn't have people telling them how beautiful and special they are is an ass hole. Some are just horribly mistreated, but again, I say that yours is a dick statement.

You're either trans or transphobic one is simply a human right the other means you're a fucking ass hole. Which is it? If I mistook your words, I am still not sorry it is too early for that kind of sarcastic dog shit.

I don't know, but I could say my touch hole is Hella inappropriate for the internet.

And trust me, I mean that for certain cases only like mine I have been through a shit ton of mental and emotional turmoil.

Can we legalize assisted suicide so I don't have to live to see an occupation?

I can't say much for them but change it to Krusty the Clown, Eric Northman, Russel Edgington and Sortir from Thor Ragnarok walk into a bar, and we'll talk granted two or those shows that refers to could have aged better.

Hmm, so I'm not welcome. Oh well, I will go visit someone else I don't know at no point in time. Because I don't do that, what the fuck do people think I am a Stalker. I hear Bill Maher is, but I hate Bill Maher and would sooner crush his nuts with my size 11 boot than talk to him.

Well, if it helps, these two hillbillies did almost kill me, and the vampire did kill them as an act of defense of me and OMG. That's the first episode or two.

I don't know how many times a year I can fuck for I am still a virgin and I am going to say the reason for that is I am a telepathic woman who is in love with a vampire who just turned a pretty red head into a vampire and oh fuck I just recited the plot of True Blood Season One.

Idea for a comedy crazy stupid dumb mother fucking old man child causes the apocalypse? Or is that one too close to home for most of America? If it helps, I imagine the guy being played by Bill Murray. Oh, and his character would definitely also be a tool.

You might inspire a great comedy

Precious, I could use a cat, granted I have a pug I love to bits but my emotions are so effed up a cat would be nice. But we are working on getting a cat so it shouldn't be too long.

I'm suicidal and barely managing, but hugs through a screen aren't as effective. They're nice, though, and they do help.