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abbi 🏳️‍⚧️
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I learned just one thing when I was young: pretend that you hate everything you love
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Dialogue on my feed tonight
This is from my feed: a skeet from Princess Pretty Girl that reads “I have to empty the ash tray and clean the bong it makes me feel like an adult” followed by a skeet from Moby Dick that reads “are these the ashes from that destroyed city, Gomorrah?”
December 31, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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I can’t figure out how to delete this and it’s going to drive me nuts until I can
Screenshot of my Bluesky messages tab showing a message from a deleted account
May 26, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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Kinda?? Looks way too young, but that’s the only face shape close to mine
It’s a blonde woman with glasses and green eyes, wearing a hoodie and necklace with a small green pendant. The pendant color matches her eye color. She’s has a little white bird perched on her hand. I guess this is an approximation of me. The hair is definitely aspirational. I don’t actually have a bird, I just thought it was cute. There’s a trans flag background
April 30, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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Marsha’s bingo card with my matches highlighted
April 19, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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Posted without comment
A white tube labeled “LUBE” in block capitals. There are no other words, graphics, or design on the tube
April 16, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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A box of Funny Mushrooms mini biscuits. There are five anthropomorphic biscuits dancing and posing in a sunny field with flowers and butterflies
April 16, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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April 15, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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Protect me! Lol
STR:7 INT:17 WIS:15 DEX:10 CON:5 CHR:6
April 12, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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Found this weird little guy on the floor of a server closet. I like it
A roughly 2 inch long cable with an RJ45 connector on each end. “X OVER” is written on it in marker A side view of a roughly 2 inch long cable with an RJ45 connector on each end. This view shows that the connectors are upside down relative to each other
April 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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Repost with a pic you saved but haven’t found a use for
A pic that looks like the Minoan frescos from Knossos where human figures appear to be vaulting over bulls, except the bull in this case has been replaced by a chihuahua
April 11, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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I kinda confused myself with this one tbh
Screen grab from the Simpsons. Bart is trying to answer the automated Smokey the Bear asking “only who can prevent forest fires?” by choosing one of two buttons labeled “you” and “me.” Smokey tells Bart he’s incorrect, saying “you pressed 'you,' referring to me.”
April 10, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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A panel from Calvin and Hobbs wherein Hobbes, wearing Calvin’s dad’s dress shirt backwards as a smock, says “Let’s get a marker and write, 'don’t knock my smock or I’ll clean your clock.'” Calvin replies “I guess it wouldn’t show if dad wore his suit coat.”
April 10, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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A screen shot that shows a skeet about Cumberland Center, Maine between two posts about cum. I highlighted the Cum in Cumberland
April 4, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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Me looking between my legs:
Screenshot of two old buttons scraped from Geocities websites. One reads “Nutscape Poor!” The other reads “Nutscape No!”
April 2, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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So I know I’m late for tdov and I know it is April 1…but fuck it. A bit of me:
A monochrome pic of part of abbi’s face. One eye and most of the nose and mouth a visible A heavily cropped photo of abbi in which you can tell it’s a mirror selfie because the mirror frame is visible. In the mirror you can see abbi’s mouth with pink lipstick on her lips and her chin
April 1, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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How can I get a job writing summaries of children’s books for the library of congress?
A photo of the copyright page and library of congress information for the children’s book “where is the green sheep?”, with the summary highlighted. The summary reads “A story about many different sheep, and one that seems to be missing.” A photo of The copyright and library of congress information from the board book edition of “Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What do you see?” The summary, which reads “Children see a variety of animals, each one a different color, and a teacher looking at them,” is highlighted
March 27, 2024 at 8:40 PM