Abbey B
abbeyej.bsky.social
Abbey B
@abbeyej.bsky.social
Lists are for writing (and losing) before you go to the grocery store.
And this is why elementary students with dysgraphia need 1:1 remediation and support. Because this doesn’t get better on its own — they just become adults who can’t communicate in writing.
December 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
They deserve Paddington’s Hard Stare.
December 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Yes, there are different types and the quality varies within those. A drop biscuit is more similar to a savory scone than the laminated biscuits Jamelle posted. But ... even drop biscuits should (unless old / bad) have a different texture and moisture content than scones.
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Scones are not much like biscuits. Maybe More like American biscuits than any other baked good common in the British aisles, but not very similar.
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I started to think "Oh, and 3yos! It's so magical at 3!!!" but then I just kept going... So many years of delight. Christmas with little ones is so wonderful. ... Youngest is a preteen now, and I won't minimize that fun, but it's sure different.
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Do we count?!
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Did you tell them that if they’re really concerned, they could come shovel the walk? It’s cold out there.
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Last year it would have been hard for me to imagine not shopping at Target weekly or more. … Now, as others have said, it’s not possible for me to shop Less, but I’ll give it a go.
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My then 3yo, death-staring at the ped who had asked her fav “healthy” food. 6yo hopping up and down, “Tell her you eat broccoli! You Like broccoli!” 3yo, quietly vicious, “Cin.na.mon rolls. … Donuts.” 6yo, whimpering, “Broccoli…”
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
“to be continued…”
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I think that's totally true, but Mamdani also handled him really well. He didn't bow and scrape *or* try to fight him. He did exactly what he did so well through the campaign -- he stood strong, smiled, stuck to his talking points, refused to get derailed, and was generally charming.
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
“Mommy never feeds us…”
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I’ve had to remember So many people in the last half day…
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Crossing the picket line into the boycott store for some 2008 beverage…
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Never has a cast of characters so richly deserved each other…
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Lizza worked on bamboo for years… and you just … skeeted it out.
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Him. Too.
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Like a heinous little advent calendar of moral squalor?
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Alas. Our collective suffering is great.
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Oooh, you haven’t read the new stuff to the end yet… Save yourself!
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Oh you did. You do not want to know more. You do noooooooottttttt!!!
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Oh it’s so much worse. And also everyone in this story deserves everyone else.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Oh, like she’s the only one in that article. I was counting on my fingers and had to move to me other hand…
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Surely not!!!
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Multiple affairs with people who were having multiple affairs with people who were having multiple affairs… Turtles all the way down. But affairs.
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM