Abbey Bartlet
@abbeybartlet.bsky.social
Politically Abrasive | Socially liberal | Big History nerd | Gardens, Bakes, Wine Makes | Dog Mama | If you voted for the Sentient Carrot or didn't vote at all, STFU | Bastard child of @Stonekettle | DO NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE
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Thank you, Virginia! It is the honor of my lifetime to be elected your next Governor.
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Thank you, Virginia! It is the honor of my lifetime to be elected your next Governor.
@fabletics.bsky.social
If you candy-ass fuckin babies didn't require me to input all kinds of info just to buy 10 pairs of leggings, you'd have some juice.
As it is, I gave that $500 to your competitor. I'm not interested in your marketing bullshit.
Sit down, bitches. You ain't even.
If you candy-ass fuckin babies didn't require me to input all kinds of info just to buy 10 pairs of leggings, you'd have some juice.
As it is, I gave that $500 to your competitor. I'm not interested in your marketing bullshit.
Sit down, bitches. You ain't even.
October 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
@fabletics.bsky.social
If you candy-ass fuckin babies didn't require me to input all kinds of info just to buy 10 pairs of leggings, you'd have some juice.
As it is, I gave that $500 to your competitor. I'm not interested in your marketing bullshit.
Sit down, bitches. You ain't even.
If you candy-ass fuckin babies didn't require me to input all kinds of info just to buy 10 pairs of leggings, you'd have some juice.
As it is, I gave that $500 to your competitor. I'm not interested in your marketing bullshit.
Sit down, bitches. You ain't even.
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www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
Maybe "a fort of sticks" is all some indigenous people have to work with. Ever. Your existential, actually boring, overtly-Westernized but boring as fvk bullshit is exhausting, reductive, and nonsensical. Bless. Your. Heart.
No really, bless your heart.
Maybe "a fort of sticks" is all some indigenous people have to work with. Ever. Your existential, actually boring, overtly-Westernized but boring as fvk bullshit is exhausting, reductive, and nonsensical. Bless. Your. Heart.
No really, bless your heart.
Máret Ánne Sara’s Turbine Hall review – did no one think to ask her for a little bit more?
The Sámi artist may use reindeer skulls and bones, but her spiralling wooden fences are so slight they fail to impose themselves on the venue’s vast space – or the imagination
www.theguardian.com
October 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
Maybe "a fort of sticks" is all some indigenous people have to work with. Ever. Your existential, actually boring, overtly-Westernized but boring as fvk bullshit is exhausting, reductive, and nonsensical. Bless. Your. Heart.
No really, bless your heart.
Maybe "a fort of sticks" is all some indigenous people have to work with. Ever. Your existential, actually boring, overtly-Westernized but boring as fvk bullshit is exhausting, reductive, and nonsensical. Bless. Your. Heart.
No really, bless your heart.
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It’s only been a few months since Trump accepted a luxury jet from Qatar.
He said it was “just a gift”.
Today Hegseth announced that Qatar would be building a base on American soil.
To be clear that’s not a gift, that’s a bribe.
He said it was “just a gift”.
Today Hegseth announced that Qatar would be building a base on American soil.
To be clear that’s not a gift, that’s a bribe.
October 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It’s only been a few months since Trump accepted a luxury jet from Qatar.
He said it was “just a gift”.
Today Hegseth announced that Qatar would be building a base on American soil.
To be clear that’s not a gift, that’s a bribe.
He said it was “just a gift”.
Today Hegseth announced that Qatar would be building a base on American soil.
To be clear that’s not a gift, that’s a bribe.
If you want to see "monarchy" in USA, check out Queen Bey.
If you want to see "decline" in USA, check out the useless pantload of shittery that's the US gov't.
We could do so much more as a culture. Instead, we're all drowned in the decline of our 'leader?' Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket.
If you want to see "decline" in USA, check out the useless pantload of shittery that's the US gov't.
We could do so much more as a culture. Instead, we're all drowned in the decline of our 'leader?' Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket.
September 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If you want to see "monarchy" in USA, check out Queen Bey.
If you want to see "decline" in USA, check out the useless pantload of shittery that's the US gov't.
We could do so much more as a culture. Instead, we're all drowned in the decline of our 'leader?' Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket.
If you want to see "decline" in USA, check out the useless pantload of shittery that's the US gov't.
We could do so much more as a culture. Instead, we're all drowned in the decline of our 'leader?' Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket.
I'm deeply aggravated by systems that don't allow me to input the length of password I want
"Ic@nfvkkUupT0D@yUlilYL!veredArs@h0L3s!" is apparently now a problem?
In this world of 3-fingers, 2-braincells, 1-arsehole away from digital financial destruction, maybe let up on the rules a bit, yeah?
"Ic@nfvkkUupT0D@yUlilYL!veredArs@h0L3s!" is apparently now a problem?
In this world of 3-fingers, 2-braincells, 1-arsehole away from digital financial destruction, maybe let up on the rules a bit, yeah?
September 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I'm deeply aggravated by systems that don't allow me to input the length of password I want
"Ic@nfvkkUupT0D@yUlilYL!veredArs@h0L3s!" is apparently now a problem?
In this world of 3-fingers, 2-braincells, 1-arsehole away from digital financial destruction, maybe let up on the rules a bit, yeah?
"Ic@nfvkkUupT0D@yUlilYL!veredArs@h0L3s!" is apparently now a problem?
In this world of 3-fingers, 2-braincells, 1-arsehole away from digital financial destruction, maybe let up on the rules a bit, yeah?
If the new maps pass, Democrats were NOT "victorious" at all. Maybe y'all just got tired and decided to sleep in your own beds?
Sit the actual fvck down and shut your damned rancid pie holes. Y'all did shit except political theatre and we all know it.
STFU. Forever.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Sit the actual fvck down and shut your damned rancid pie holes. Y'all did shit except political theatre and we all know it.
STFU. Forever.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Texas Democrats return home 'victorious' after redistricting row
Republican lawmakers are expected to quickly pass new voting maps, but Democrats still say they were victorious in the standoff.
www.bbc.com
August 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If the new maps pass, Democrats were NOT "victorious" at all. Maybe y'all just got tired and decided to sleep in your own beds?
Sit the actual fvck down and shut your damned rancid pie holes. Y'all did shit except political theatre and we all know it.
STFU. Forever.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Sit the actual fvck down and shut your damned rancid pie holes. Y'all did shit except political theatre and we all know it.
STFU. Forever.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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I actually hate companies that don't get that some people, not even old people, have bad issues with large jars.
I currently hate Lidl US. I've been trying to open this jar for 9 hours. I finally gave up, hit it with a hammer, and hope I'm not eating glass shards.
Fuckin sort your shit, arseholes.
I currently hate Lidl US. I've been trying to open this jar for 9 hours. I finally gave up, hit it with a hammer, and hope I'm not eating glass shards.
Fuckin sort your shit, arseholes.
July 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I actually hate companies that don't get that some people, not even old people, have bad issues with large jars.
I currently hate Lidl US. I've been trying to open this jar for 9 hours. I finally gave up, hit it with a hammer, and hope I'm not eating glass shards.
Fuckin sort your shit, arseholes.
I currently hate Lidl US. I've been trying to open this jar for 9 hours. I finally gave up, hit it with a hammer, and hope I'm not eating glass shards.
Fuckin sort your shit, arseholes.
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The Constitution gives Congress the power of the purse. The president's job is to "faithfully execute" the decisions we've made and he has signed into law. He may not impound, redirect or confiscate money outside federal law.
July 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The Constitution gives Congress the power of the purse. The president's job is to "faithfully execute" the decisions we've made and he has signed into law. He may not impound, redirect or confiscate money outside federal law.
"Everyone wants this."
Ok, Donnie, where are the actual humans?
Or is it just the voices barking in your head?
Bless. Your. Heart.
Ok, Donnie, where are the actual humans?
Or is it just the voices barking in your head?
Bless. Your. Heart.
July 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"Everyone wants this."
Ok, Donnie, where are the actual humans?
Or is it just the voices barking in your head?
Bless. Your. Heart.
Ok, Donnie, where are the actual humans?
Or is it just the voices barking in your head?
Bless. Your. Heart.
The "Deep State" is barely knee-deep. What you're neck-deep in is the fraud of a grifter.
July 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The "Deep State" is barely knee-deep. What you're neck-deep in is the fraud of a grifter.
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Dear @stephencolbert.bsky.social,
Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism.
Looking forward to following you wherever you land,
Your fan, Mar🐫
Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism.
Looking forward to following you wherever you land,
Your fan, Mar🐫
July 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Dear @stephencolbert.bsky.social,
Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism.
Looking forward to following you wherever you land,
Your fan, Mar🐫
Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism.
Looking forward to following you wherever you land,
Your fan, Mar🐫
That level of batsh*t crazy vibrates at a frequency only heard by Steve Bannon and dogs. The dogs are smart enough to run away. How about you?
July 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
That level of batsh*t crazy vibrates at a frequency only heard by Steve Bannon and dogs. The dogs are smart enough to run away. How about you?
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Had the Trump tax cuts been allowed to expire, the joint exemption would have reverted to $10 million. In any case, rich ppl would avoid estate tax w sneaky trusts => www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
This wealthy member of Congress just proposed increasing her own taxes
“I think of it as taxing trust-fund kids, to create a trust fund for all American kids.”
www.motherjones.com
July 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Had the Trump tax cuts been allowed to expire, the joint exemption would have reverted to $10 million. In any case, rich ppl would avoid estate tax w sneaky trusts => www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Every quarter of a millennium, we'll need to defeat a Mad King.
Maybe the world is smarter now than 250 years ago?
Oh, maybe not.
#YouVotedForThisShutUp and sit down too, mmmk? If you didn't vote for this, oh, so you might be sane and not a sewer clown? Excellent.
Maybe the world is smarter now than 250 years ago?
Oh, maybe not.
#YouVotedForThisShutUp and sit down too, mmmk? If you didn't vote for this, oh, so you might be sane and not a sewer clown? Excellent.
July 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Every quarter of a millennium, we'll need to defeat a Mad King.
Maybe the world is smarter now than 250 years ago?
Oh, maybe not.
#YouVotedForThisShutUp and sit down too, mmmk? If you didn't vote for this, oh, so you might be sane and not a sewer clown? Excellent.
Maybe the world is smarter now than 250 years ago?
Oh, maybe not.
#YouVotedForThisShutUp and sit down too, mmmk? If you didn't vote for this, oh, so you might be sane and not a sewer clown? Excellent.
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Viktor Orban tried to ban the Budapest Pride parade. He got the biggest one yet. Steve Hendrix reports from the Hungarian capital
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
June 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Viktor Orban tried to ban the Budapest Pride parade. He got the biggest one yet. Steve Hendrix reports from the Hungarian capital
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
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Whether it’s a $700 billion cut or a $1 trillion cut to Medicaid, Republicans are fighting for a bill that could shutter rural hospitals and nursing homes, kneecap community health centers, and make it harder for people to get health care.
And for what?
Tax breaks for billionaires.
And for what?
Tax breaks for billionaires.
June 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Whether it’s a $700 billion cut or a $1 trillion cut to Medicaid, Republicans are fighting for a bill that could shutter rural hospitals and nursing homes, kneecap community health centers, and make it harder for people to get health care.
And for what?
Tax breaks for billionaires.
And for what?
Tax breaks for billionaires.
"The arc of moral history is long, but it bends towards justice."
This audience member might have just broken Jon #AfterTheCut
June 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"The arc of moral history is long, but it bends towards justice."
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Tomorrow at what ever rally you go to you are going to be tempted to lash out.
Don’t do it. This is what they want. Do not engage the enemy. Our rules of engagement are peaceful and not violent. Protect each other I beg you!
Don’t do it. This is what they want. Do not engage the enemy. Our rules of engagement are peaceful and not violent. Protect each other I beg you!
June 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Tomorrow at what ever rally you go to you are going to be tempted to lash out.
Don’t do it. This is what they want. Do not engage the enemy. Our rules of engagement are peaceful and not violent. Protect each other I beg you!
Don’t do it. This is what they want. Do not engage the enemy. Our rules of engagement are peaceful and not violent. Protect each other I beg you!
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GAY ACTOR TERRORIZED FOR YEARS BY HOMOPHOBIC NEIGHBORS DIES IN HATECRIME: King of the Hill actor Jonathan Joss killed in shooting aged 59 www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
King of the Hill actor Jonathan Joss killed in shooting aged 59
The actor, best know for voicing John Redcorn in the long-running animated series, was killed on Saturday in Texas
www.theguardian.com
June 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
GAY ACTOR TERRORIZED FOR YEARS BY HOMOPHOBIC NEIGHBORS DIES IN HATECRIME: King of the Hill actor Jonathan Joss killed in shooting aged 59 www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
"The best infrastructure in the United States is gaslighting."
Hubby doesn't know if he came up with it or read it, but damned if that ain't true.
Hubby doesn't know if he came up with it or read it, but damned if that ain't true.
May 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"The best infrastructure in the United States is gaslighting."
Hubby doesn't know if he came up with it or read it, but damned if that ain't true.
Hubby doesn't know if he came up with it or read it, but damned if that ain't true.