Me in the middle of giving the baby a bath: I baptize you in the name of The Witch, The Doll, and The Dethroned God

Please?

Yeah i'm going to leave the snake to the woman who is absolutely normal about snakegirls.

Abrams Gunner sight belly tattoo maybe? Possibly?

So we can't because we don't have a small enough rat

And the more specialized I make your food and antibiotic needs, the more of your organs I can get away with removing!

Shoulders, hips, restructuring as much as possible of your torso to reduce length, leaving enough to anchor just the muscles you need to breath and shit, eyebolts installed so I can rig you up to the ceiling. Or my chest, just mindlessly using you for relief around the house throughout the day.

A wide and deep river full of dolls; driftwood, stone, and drowned bones forged by river mermaid and dragon into fisherdolls that hunt barge and bank with net and hook to feed them.

Yes i'm talking about Mariya.

Chicken marinaded, just some starch and salty liquids and a lot of seasonings, batter ready, now to get the wok ready. We're going to be double frying.

Anyone who complains will get turned into boneless pork wings.

Mariya calls this "dog behavior".
Woof.

I once bit a plushie apart, just snagging the stitches with my teeth to slowly rip open the seams.

Night

Vigorously humped and occasionally surgically modified.

In the common sense or the vulgar sense?

Wait I just remembered you've always had a thing for snake women