Adam Bates
@abates.bsky.social
New romance novel just dropped
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
New romance novel just dropped
Schumer really watched this dude melting down like this and went "man, we better throw him a lifeline"
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Schumer really watched this dude melting down like this and went "man, we better throw him a lifeline"
"Have the Supreme God of Egypt killed."
"But Sir-"
"Do as I say!"
"But Sir-"
"Do as I say!"
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"Have the Supreme God of Egypt killed."
"But Sir-"
"Do as I say!"
"But Sir-"
"Do as I say!"
I'm just never gonna get over the combination of:
1. Dem rhetoric during 2024 was depicting Trump with a Hitler stache and calling MAGA fascist;
2. They were demonstrably correct; and
3. Their strategy for Hitler turned out to be just rolling over for him and hoping it'll all go away on its own.
1. Dem rhetoric during 2024 was depicting Trump with a Hitler stache and calling MAGA fascist;
2. They were demonstrably correct; and
3. Their strategy for Hitler turned out to be just rolling over for him and hoping it'll all go away on its own.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'm just never gonna get over the combination of:
1. Dem rhetoric during 2024 was depicting Trump with a Hitler stache and calling MAGA fascist;
2. They were demonstrably correct; and
3. Their strategy for Hitler turned out to be just rolling over for him and hoping it'll all go away on its own.
1. Dem rhetoric during 2024 was depicting Trump with a Hitler stache and calling MAGA fascist;
2. They were demonstrably correct; and
3. Their strategy for Hitler turned out to be just rolling over for him and hoping it'll all go away on its own.
now this is fucking journalism
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
now this is fucking journalism
Remember when people got really mad at me for pointing out Barack Obama did this for 8 years and nobody even pretended to think of him being prosecuted for it, thus all the Supreme Court actually did was confirm a norm everyone was already operating under?
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Remember when people got really mad at me for pointing out Barack Obama did this for 8 years and nobody even pretended to think of him being prosecuted for it, thus all the Supreme Court actually did was confirm a norm everyone was already operating under?
Sure sounds like a foreign government (I wonder which one!) meddling in American elections. Democrats and Republicans alike have assured me that is to be considered the most vile affront to American sovereignty so I'm sure there'll be hell to pay when we figure out who did this.
October 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Sure sounds like a foreign government (I wonder which one!) meddling in American elections. Democrats and Republicans alike have assured me that is to be considered the most vile affront to American sovereignty so I'm sure there'll be hell to pay when we figure out who did this.
ol Know Nothing Bernie re-emerges to back Trump's immigration policies and declare that the US wasn't a real country until we banned Chinese women in 1875.
Can we be done with this ol bitter racist wing of the labor left now?
Can we be done with this ol bitter racist wing of the labor left now?
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
ol Know Nothing Bernie re-emerges to back Trump's immigration policies and declare that the US wasn't a real country until we banned Chinese women in 1875.
Can we be done with this ol bitter racist wing of the labor left now?
Can we be done with this ol bitter racist wing of the labor left now?
There's literally a whole meme about not doing this
October 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
There's literally a whole meme about not doing this
Remember that scene in the Office where Dwight imagines having absolute power and the most ambitious thing he can imagine is co-owning a B&B with Satan and making $80,000 a year?
Anyway here's the Dems promising you'll be able to see the faces of the goons kidnapping you off the street if they win.
Anyway here's the Dems promising you'll be able to see the faces of the goons kidnapping you off the street if they win.
October 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Remember that scene in the Office where Dwight imagines having absolute power and the most ambitious thing he can imagine is co-owning a B&B with Satan and making $80,000 a year?
Anyway here's the Dems promising you'll be able to see the faces of the goons kidnapping you off the street if they win.
Anyway here's the Dems promising you'll be able to see the faces of the goons kidnapping you off the street if they win.
This quote from Johnson makes perfect sense if you consider all possible connotations of the word "threatening."
October 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This quote from Johnson makes perfect sense if you consider all possible connotations of the word "threatening."
A shrewd move to rile up Trump's biggest supporters by reminding them the founder of antifa gets laid while they can't
October 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
A shrewd move to rile up Trump's biggest supporters by reminding them the founder of antifa gets laid while they can't
Happy 9th anniversary to this tweet
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Happy 9th anniversary to this tweet
lol "based on the definition." wtf else would you base it on?
Also what a surprise: if these people think they need to adopt the correct position to get your vote.... they will. Who'da thunk?
Also what a surprise: if these people think they need to adopt the correct position to get your vote.... they will. Who'da thunk?
October 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
lol "based on the definition." wtf else would you base it on?
Also what a surprise: if these people think they need to adopt the correct position to get your vote.... they will. Who'da thunk?
Also what a surprise: if these people think they need to adopt the correct position to get your vote.... they will. Who'da thunk?
Well @jaketapper.bsky.social only views one of these 3 situations as affecting a human being. Simple.
September 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Well @jaketapper.bsky.social only views one of these 3 situations as affecting a human being. Simple.
oh, so I guess she wasn't just waiting for after the election to "pivot" on Israel like so many of her thralls insisted. Even now she seems completely incapable of understanding the gravity of her evil or why anyone was opposed to it.
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
oh, so I guess she wasn't just waiting for after the election to "pivot" on Israel like so many of her thralls insisted. Even now she seems completely incapable of understanding the gravity of her evil or why anyone was opposed to it.
When Barack Obama murdered Anwar al-Awlaki without charge or trial, the seal on all this was broken.
And when a bunch of "journalists" at the WHCA dinner cackled like hyenas as Obama joked about drone-murdering the Jonas Brothers, it was clear that it was never getting put back together again.
And when a bunch of "journalists" at the WHCA dinner cackled like hyenas as Obama joked about drone-murdering the Jonas Brothers, it was clear that it was never getting put back together again.
September 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
When Barack Obama murdered Anwar al-Awlaki without charge or trial, the seal on all this was broken.
And when a bunch of "journalists" at the WHCA dinner cackled like hyenas as Obama joked about drone-murdering the Jonas Brothers, it was clear that it was never getting put back together again.
And when a bunch of "journalists" at the WHCA dinner cackled like hyenas as Obama joked about drone-murdering the Jonas Brothers, it was clear that it was never getting put back together again.
Antigunners forever: don't care about grandpa's deer rifle, it's assault weapons we hate
Antigunners today: the problem is old bolt actions, they're too easy to use
Someday there'll be a discourse where people say what they believe (e.g. "I don't think people should have guns"). But not this day.
Antigunners today: the problem is old bolt actions, they're too easy to use
Someday there'll be a discourse where people say what they believe (e.g. "I don't think people should have guns"). But not this day.
September 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Antigunners forever: don't care about grandpa's deer rifle, it's assault weapons we hate
Antigunners today: the problem is old bolt actions, they're too easy to use
Someday there'll be a discourse where people say what they believe (e.g. "I don't think people should have guns"). But not this day.
Antigunners today: the problem is old bolt actions, they're too easy to use
Someday there'll be a discourse where people say what they believe (e.g. "I don't think people should have guns"). But not this day.
If Charlie Kirk wasn't a racist then why is the GOP demanding statues of him? Checkmate.
September 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If Charlie Kirk wasn't a racist then why is the GOP demanding statues of him? Checkmate.