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Absolutely Scandalous
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Ab Scan will make you wish you took politics more seriously. Based in Brisbane, a mix of Australian and international.
I don't know how big the crowd is, but I already know it's bigger than anything I've seen in Brisbane before.
August 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
“Give Us Your Money” (The Robodebt Song)

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Especially for ‪@squigglyrick.bsky.social , also @adamjhannah.bsky.social@asherwolf.bsky.social‬ ‪@nancycato.bsky.social‬ and so many others with an interest in #robodebt
“Give us your money (The Robodebt Song)" Robodebt is back in the news, with repercussions still going on. But while some have called Robodebt the... | By Absolutely Scandalous | Facebook
“Give us your money (The Robodebt Song)" Robodebt is back in the news, with repercussions still going on. But while some have called Robodebt the...
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May 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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May 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
45 minutes of satire: ‘The Year in Review’ by Absolutely Scandalous.

Tuesday 27 May, 9pm, Brisbane Unplugged Gig, New Farm Bowls Club (other acts on earlier).

Featuring guest appearances by many of your favourite political and social figures.
May 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Absolutely Scandalous just got mentioned on The Chase Australia!

By one of our members, Katrina, now a star of aforementioned show!
May 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
What an honour. The show ended with a special appearance by the man who is to law and order what Mount Vesuvius was to a calm spring afternoon.

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What an honour. The show ended with a special appearance by the Leader of the Free World, the man who is to law and order what Mount Vesuvius was to a... | By Absolutely Scandalous | Facebook
What an honour. The show ended with a special appearance by the Leader of the Free World, the man who is to law and order what Mount Vesuvius was to a...
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May 5, 2025 at 11:29 AM
It turns out that State Street Global Advisors, Vanguard Group and Blackrock Fund Advisors were three of the five biggest shareholders in Coles, as well as simultaneously being three of the five biggest shareholders in Woolworths.

They had an ad.

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The owners of Woolworths and Coles both agreed to be interviewed for the show. It turned out that State Street Global Advisors, Vanguard Group and... | By Absolutely Scandalous | Facebook
The owners of Woolworths and Coles both agreed to be interviewed for the show. It turned out that State Street Global Advisors, Vanguard Group and...
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May 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
For some odd reason, the party advocating nuclear power didn't say much about it during the election campaign.

If only some neo-Nazis had used it to disrupt a sombre public event, we might have heard more.

So Ab Scan illuminated the case for nuclear energy.

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For some odd reason, the party advocating nuclear power didn't say much about it during the election campaign. If only osme neo-Nazis had disrupted a... | By Absolutely Scandalous | Facebook
For some odd reason, the party advocating nuclear power didn't say much about it during the election campaign. If only osme neo-Nazis had disrupted a...
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May 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Our first song last Friday at Foco Nuevo: Billionaires. We were joined by several members of the BCUC, who had sung before us on the program that night.

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Our first song last Friday at Foco Nuevo: Billionaires. We were joined by several members of the Brisbane Combined Unions Choir, who had sung before us... | By Absolutely Scandalous | Facebook
Our first song last Friday at Foco Nuevo: Billionaires. We were joined by several members of the Brisbane Combined Unions Choir, who had sung before us...
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May 5, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Gina Rinehart, Peter Dutton, Donald Trump, Barnaby Joyce, and more (including representatives from Woollies and Coles) will all be appearing with Absolutely Scandalous at Foco Nuevo this coming Friday 2 May, 31 Arras St, Yeronga, QLD.

Show (including two other very talented acts) starts at 6.30pm.
April 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Gina Rinehart, Peter Dutton, Donald Trump, Barnaby Joyce, and more (including representatives from Woollies and Coles) will all be appearing with Absolutely Scandalous at Foco Nuevo this coming Friday 2 May, 31 Arras St, Yeronga, QLD.

Show (including two other very talented acts) starts at 6.30pm.
April 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Ab Scan will be performing in Brisbane on the May Day weekend — the night before the election!

At Foco Nuevo, 31 Arras St, Yeronga. 6pm for a 6.30pm start, with performances from Jumping Fences & the Brisbane Combined Unions Choir.

Be there or be an object with 4 rightangles and 4 equal sides!
April 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"Bullshit Bingo", the latest corporate game.

If, after hearing this, you want to play the game yourself, you'll find numerous versions of the cards on the web, including at the web address towards the end of the video. Numerous testimonials also included.

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December 3, 2024 at 11:04 AM
"The Butcher and th Vegie Girl", an Ab Scan original with more fruit puns than fruit punch and more sniggers than Snickers (in fact no brand names used).

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December 3, 2024 at 11:01 AM
An oldie but goodie. "Downsized". Petula Clark and Tony Hatch would role in their graves, but they're not dead yet.

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December 3, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Apologies for the sound quality in previous three posts, but there's only so much a poor phone can do.
December 3, 2024 at 9:51 AM
A song (more of a medley, really) dedicated to someone allegedly and rudely called "that orange sh**gibbon with a dead ferret on his head", and composed with the loving help of Carole King and Carly Simon.

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December 3, 2024 at 9:49 AM
"Help Me Stand Up".

An ode to Barnaby, based on the Beach Bots' "Help Me Rhonda".

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December 3, 2024 at 9:25 AM
"Billionaires"

(to the tune of "Wimoweh" aka "The Lion Sleeps Tonight")

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December 3, 2024 at 9:20 AM