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spiteful optimist. possibly a hardened detective and/or railroad baron.
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a list of politicians and the characters they remind me of (no explanation)

Nancy Pelosi / Lucille Bluth
our smoke too tough. our swag too different. our candidates too successful — here’s why this is bad for democrats.
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hypothesis: The reason that there can be no “Joe Rogan of the left” is that people on the left often don’t need help figuring out what or how to think about the world (they do that on their own) and therefore probably don’t need as much reinforcement of their beliefs, identity, and worldview.
October 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
ok, all the neoreactionary technofetishists (a la Eliezer Yudkowsky et al) get their dream and we upload their consciousness to a simulated digital reality.

The catch? It’s a teenage girls Sims 4 save file.

Have fun, boys.
September 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This is not rhetorical, I actually want answers. Can someone tell me where the idea that AI is going to become evil and try to annihilate humanity stems from? Is there some sort of computer science theory that this is resting upon?
September 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If you’re going to let other people push you around and tell you how to do YOUR job, why are you even a consultant?
August 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
she’ll be dead before the end of the month
Jeffrey Epstein’s former girlfriend, Ghislaine Maxwell, has been moved from a federal prison in Florida to a prison camp in Texas as her criminal case generates renewed public attention.
Jeffrey Epstein’s former girlfriend, Ghislaine Maxwell, is transferred to a prison camp in Texas
The federal Bureau of Prisons said she was taken to Texas, but did not explain why.
trib.al
August 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
all guilty and will never see justice.
July 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
lmao South Park is really not pulling their punches.
July 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i'm curious to know if jake tapper is writing a book about Trump's cankles...
July 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
it’s actually incredible how short-sighted people are.
July 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
apple coming out with a hotdog style foldable phone instead of hamburger. 🥀
July 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I’m thinking.. August 2nd
July 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Trump and Biden are going to die hours apart on the same day, just like Adams and Jefferson.
July 18, 2025 at 8:42 AM
my landlord company has lost their fucking minds bro. they just sent us a notice demanding payment for August, which is not posted yet, to be paid in 3 days. Insanity.
July 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride. for those of you that have your heads under rocks -- which apparently is the majority of this chapter -- we have been fucking up"
July 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
it really do be like this.
Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter
YouTube video by Funny Or Die
www.youtube.com
July 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"dEmOcRaTs NeEd To StOp PrEtEnDiNg ThAt MaScUlInItY dOeSn't ExIsT"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z36X...
Shut uuuuuuuuuuup! Shut Up! Oh my God I don't care!
YouTube video by MischiftheMisfit
www.youtube.com
July 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i thought you were against hormone injections
Health clinics across America are serving up injections of testosterone. Men younger than 35 are the most eager customers
American men are hungry for injectable testosterone
A legion of new health clinics are serving it up
econ.st
July 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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There’s a scene at the end of SUPERMAN where a global catastrophe has just been averted and in the background you can see a lot of news broadcasts.

Jake Tapper is in one of them breaking the news that Joe Biden is old.
July 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
July 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Metadata shows the FBI’s ‘raw’ Jeffrey Epstein prison video was likely modified.
Metadata Shows the FBI’s ‘Raw’ Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Was Likely Modified
There is no evidence the footage was deceptively manipulated, but ambiguities around how the video was processed may further fuel conspiracy theories about Epstein’s death.
wrd.cm
July 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i didn't think it was possible for targetsmart to completely rebuild listbuilder and pmo more than I was before, but here we are.
July 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
yeah it’s cool and all but I won’t be doing this again
July 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Instead of their older mix of anti-labor Dixiecrats and northern liberals, Democrats have shifted significantly left in the last generation to fit comfortably in the same political family as socialist-oriented parties in Europe. /1

nathannewman.substack.com/p/the-democr...
The Democratic Party is as Socialist as European Social Democratic Parties
Democratic voters have shifted dramatically to the left in the last generation - and both federal policy and blue state governance reflects that
nathannewman.substack.com
July 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
it's crazy that Musk has enough time to start a political party when he allegedly runs six companies and has twelve kids.
July 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM