Like a child not asking his parents for permission before playing with matches because he knows they’ll say no.

This is why the Bible wasn’t translated out of Latin into common languages for centuries. This is why it was a crime to teach American slaves to read. This is why women weren’t allowed to go to school (and still aren’t, in some places). If you keep the populace dumb, they won’t rise up against you.

Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again…

I’m holding a tiny vial up to my phone so I can catch some of those tears and drink them for breakfast.

I’m sure this time will be different. </sarcasm>

You’ve clearly been eating too much avocado toast and drinking too many fancy lattes. 🙄

O noes! Someone paid an artist for their valuable time and experience?! Call 911! Call The Hague! Call God!!

Brilliant. You win the internet today.

“The honor” my ass. Citizenship is not entertainment.

Yes. Specifically, a comdocudramhormyscrithrildisactionfanmusical. They’ll have to create a new Oscars category for it.

"The emporer has clothes!"

"Sometimes flawed people build useful things." Musk didn't even invent the Tesla. Eberhard and Tarpenning did. Let's stop treating Musk as if he's some sort of genius.

Geld ICE.

Thank you for introducing the moniker "Shitler" into my lexicon. Rest assured it will be well used. 🤣💩