These guys have weighed in.

Their suggestion? Dog Years

Just going to go ahead and start here and work my way back.

My wife and I will literally pause the tv and listen to this guy snore every chance we get.

Oh no. It doesn’t appear negotiates are going well. Vance is accusing this species of free loading off of us. He’s thrown out there “how dare you” and “have you even said thank you in the last 4 seconds” several times. At least they can’t accuse the penguin of being underdressed.

This dog has 6 beds and chooses to sleep in his kennel. #GermanShepherd

Same

The utter despair that comes with not being allowed to play outside because it’s down pouring. #GermanShepherd

“I don’t always steal my Mom’s shoe and hide behind the couch, but when I do, it’s when she’s late for work and half way out the door.” #GermanShepherd

The pure joy of having just played frisbee outside. #GermanShepherd