You know how in Billy&Mandy's "Nobody Loves Grim," Grim's body went to the chiropractor and had his entire skeleton assembled into an Eiffel Tower?

That's what I need rn

So, I'm over on IG, and I received censorship for someone else's post. It was a direct quote from the Canadian government, and I was basically told "no". This is why everyone is abandoning the big Social Media sites.

I figured out why Helmut Zemo's breakfast of choice was bacon and coffee. The smell of used coffee grounds wards off tracking dogs, because it's too strong, while the smell of bacon fat can be used to distract the same dogs and send them tracking something else. #marvelcinematicuniverse #mcu

from @queerchameleon.bsky.social (I think!)

Hey, @square-enix-games.com remember FFXII? Remember Gambits? The best thing that happened to gaming in JRPGs?

What happened to freedom of speech?

@mikafoxu.bsky.social this is how you're supposed to cheer me up

@deathbattle.bsky.social I'm pretty sure there are other who have had this idea, BUT! Helldivers VS. UNSC's ODST

Forget it. I don't care how much you love dipping appetizers; you don't drink the sauce when you're done.

Being in your thirties is understanding why your parents took forever getting up the stairs while you sprinted up them in your childhood.

Does anyone realize how ironic the new BMW commercial is this time of year in the US?

Dogs are so pure. We as a species collectively recoil at the worst memories of our childhoods, and yet dogs just live in the moment 24/7, acting solely on what drives them.

Schizophrenia, but the voices are reminding you to take care of yourself. Hygiene, proper diet, drink water.

Has anyone else noticed that on here, the sun is shining in the sky? That there ain't a cloud in sight? That it stopped raining? That everybody knows your name? Don't you know? It's so beautiful today!
#iykyk

@dazkeaty.bsky.social first