This is how I shell-ebrated a clamazing #fourthofjuly🇺🇸. I might be a bit shell-shocked, but figured I’d flex my mussels. After all, you have to admire my shell of a collection after I shucked up a lot. Hope you had a shell of a good day. Seize the Bay; Keep Clam & Carry On

Schedule & Tix Are Materializing Monday, Feb. 24, for my #SpookyExplorersClub 2025 - happening Sept. 18-21 at Walt Disney World & Orlando. This time, we’ll be having a Not So Scary time that’ll include a ‘spirited’ haunting around the world. Come have a grim grinning time…
SpookyExplorersClub.com

#TheMonkey
Bloody, Violent,
Absurd, Dark,
Funny &
Over The Top Horror Entertainment.
Yes.

My dog Indiana’s New Year’s Resolution is to continue being a good dog. She’s already nailing it. Also, she’d like more treats.

Jimmy Reno, bully of alliteratively named bar Double Deuce, barely survived the fight w/ Patrick Swayze/Dalton in #RoadHouse, moved from MO to NJ, opened an Italian restaurant & now verbally bullies Bob Belcher, owner of alliteratively named business #BobsBurgers- all under the new name Jimmy Pesto

Which Ghost of Christmas Yet ago Come was the creepiest?

I’ve always been a #Superman kid. From when I a kid in red trunks to when I was a bigger kid, filming in #Metropolis, and honored to be named an Honorary citizen of the city. (Superman is in no small part the reason I initially wanted to become a reporter, and pursue truth from a newsroom.)

Doing a MovieWatch LiveStream of #Gremlins tonight at 8pm ET and decided to whip up a new drink: “Fed After Midnight.” The very fine coconut *should* look like a stripe. Anyhoo, join in. Open to all tiers. Patreon.com/AaronSagers

Screened Eggers’ #Nosferatu.
Your Nightmares Never Looked So Gorgeous.
It’s A Lavishly Haunting Descent Into Hell.
A Tense And Lovely Operatic Horror.

…OK, it’s also super horny.

Been several days — a few weeks, really — since I’ve been active on Twitter. Sorta pulled back from social media entirely. Feeling pretty good about all of it, honestly. But I suppose I’ll start rebuilding spookiness here. Anyhow, here’s a pic of my dog, Indiana, on Thanksgiving.