It's like all the people who tell me Trump is very smart with his taxes... And the smart thing he does is " crimes"

I always see realtor is talking about how they should mimic the Donald Trump tax strategy

And I have to remind them that the secret sauce is " crimes"....

The thumbnail doesn't show the actual headline: "In shock announcement, Trump says U.S. wants to take over Gaza Strip"

I cannot, during these horrific times, recommend enough the importance of making pockets of time to just do things that are not related to anything but the joy of being alive and playing. You need it. You do. It will keep you whole. Which we need. We need you whole.

Then find a tactful way to tell him what "usurp" means.

In a way, though, that makes the cactus all the more impressive.

I was about to post a half-serious grammatical quibble about how you should have said "such as" instead of "like."
But a cactus being shoved up a dark orifice does indeed result in nasty things, so your sentence still works. :)