In 2 hours, when you feel like you're going to die, eat protein.

With the full endorsement and shadow assistance of every AIPAC Democrat.

With as many guns as we have, the problem isn't the number of guns, but the complete absence of spine. Apparently, only 6th grade bullies deserve qualified immunity, and they point it wherever their cult tells them to.

By next week, Venezuela should be burying the first wave of American Nazis.

I'm interested (sincerely) at examining the mathematics after 100%, ESPECIALLY at 200% and beyond. I'm nerding out excited at the chance for theoretical mathematics, since the real ones used for the economy currently equate to an obviously imagined mafia racket.

He did it because the Trump admin hired him to do it on the threat of blackmail. Nobody's even confused.

It's congress' fault for not criminalizing student debt 40 years ago.

We need to make all college free. Fuck this popularity contest with debt racket. Cancel all student debt, and criminalize the future existence of student debt.

2 questions for potential voters:

Does Aftyn plan to accept AIPAC or other Israel-specific foreign lobby donations?

Will Aftyn sign a pledge to vacate her seat if she's ever found to have done so?

Here's the thing. You don't even fart upwind of the USA, because your ignorant economy is based on ours. Don't fucking wear Brexit and the re-emergence of white supremacy in Germany as a badge of honor, or attempt to walk it as a high road. Fuck Israel means you, too.

Same Foucauldian surveillance. Different semantic paint job.

I KNOW! LET'S GIVE MORE GUNS TO RACIST 6TH GRADERS WITH QUALIFIED IMMUNITY. THAT'LL SHORE KEEP Y'ALL SAFER THAN A DRUNK AT A FOOTBALL GAME.

The entirety of America's function is capitalist grift. The vision has never been otherwise.

I call for the public execution of Seal Team 6.

May every Venezuelan put an American Nazi exactly where they belong.

It's the Sadim Touch.