Groke explains it all

I personally have no issues with paper straws. They work fine and don't get too soggy before you finish the drink, even hours later, in my experience.

When Trump won again I was bracing myself for more cringelib Resistance.

Wasn't prepared for it to be basically entirely replaced by lib acquiescence

Bedroom blinds should be able to block 100% of outside light.

If it's not impossible to tell the difference between noon on a sunny day and midnight when the lights are off, they let in too much.

Landlord giving advice to a new landlord.

"Speaking of control, you need to control the tenant. You need them to know this isn't their place... It isn't their home."

I prefer more patronizing rherotic. Billionaires are all lost, confused freaks who need to be saved from themselves. Like children running with scissors--highly dangerous, they need to be stopped, but also worthy of pity. Strip them of their immense privilege for their own good, and the good of all

Whenever I see the name Al Gore now, I briefly think someone is talking about AI-generated gore.