"But at night on the country ro-"
"Slow the fuck down"

By accelerating the rot the authoritarian admin has undermined the authoritarianism it seeks, or people fear, and instead has replaced it with a roulette wheel of occasional if targeted pain that is just sort of embrassing

I've seen your posts shared on Facebook meme pages forced onto my TL when I go check in on what freak shit is being posted

People like this are out there and they're real and when I asked if I should *do* anything I just got shrugs so ???

[X-Files theme]

A real kicker is we do have private rooms ("meditation rooms" because we technically have a religious affiliation) but apparently no one bothered to tell them

I'll one up you on shocking behavior: I work at a hospital and someone was talking to his insurance provider over the phone and just openly let their sensitive health and personal information be broadcast out to the entire lobby. Why? Dunno, guess holding a phone to your ears is too much work

And by "hard like the Japanese" I mean, "a swarm of starving locusts descending on your village for the fifth time that month because our logistic network made the active decision to encourage large scale looting as a matter of doctrine" and it makes everyone hate us in three days

Hegseth going to declare US Soldierss got to learn to forage for supplies because unlike in WW2, where the US could just pull up a fleet of ships dedicated to just ice-cream to any part of the world it's too woke to have treats. We have to be hard, like the Japanese we were fighting

Wow look at all that space. You could really drive drunk out there and no one would notice

Trump doesn't deserve correct pronouns btw

Doing more work than Schumer to confirm that they don't need to do damage control on the Epstein issue to make Trump Republicans feel better. They will never get them. The family on Facebook has decided this actually does no damage to Trump at all because according to them they are in one (1) email

Chosen

Last I checked the new legislation is supposed to go into effect "early 2026" but I could be wrong.

But from what little I have seen elsewhere the Trump-supporters are all firm in the belief the shutdown is Schumer's fault to begin with.

I haven't checked in on FB to see my family's take on the spending bill. I should because despite them all being really in for Trump they are also fans of using legal weed now so I am curious to know how mad they are they won't be able to get weed next year

Man, maybe I need to go to DC because there's a non-zero chance Trump will be doing some freak shit and I will get to experience how surreal it is

With nothing else to go of off, I chose to believe in the funniest option and Trump sucking off Bill Clinton is the funniest option

If Trump tries to distract and run tribunals against pedo Dems like the Clintons I hope Bill drags him down with him by owning this story

Over here in Detroit we had a similar story, someone abandoned their pet alligator on Belle Island and someone went to go catch it

www.wxyz.com/news/belle-i...

Don't you just love watching the meme cycle happen again for the... Third time? I think it's the third time