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Aaron
@aaronmamparo.com
Are you gonna eat that pickle?
It was in the pool!
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Medusa: “My eyes are up here”
November 2, 2025 at 7:36 AM
And without ads and the algorithm.

The lack of those is by far what keeps me on Bluesky.
May 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Wealth is stored in the balls
May 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The Jewel Osco Cabana Club
May 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Welp, I’m caught up on Severance
April 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
As a metalhead, a cubs fan, and a high-functioning alcoholic, there are better locations that this fictional thumbnail could have used. Wrigley does not have much in the way of parking lots.
March 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Go all in one the school whose mascot you think would beat all the others in a fight
March 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Sir this is a Wendy’s
March 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Mate, you could have ended this skeet at “they’re an excellent team”
February 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM