Hiding Ramza's leather thonged ass in the FFT opening is a bridge too far!

Elderly relatives got this email. We have the SSA doing campaigning to elders now.

Thanks to this, had to try with the remaining verses. Results very forced, probably not quite form-fitting. Went for heavy-light type wordplay on the pun verse that I failed to translate in any kind of way. Still fun, appreciate the exercise. Thanks and have a good New Year.