Choosing Cardinal Pietro Parolin for Pope: Predictable, limited longevity, not grabbing any headlines
Choosing me as for Pope: Bold, visionary, energizes alt comedy community
Choosing me as for Pope: Bold, visionary, energizes alt comedy community
April 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Choosing Cardinal Pietro Parolin for Pope: Predictable, limited longevity, not grabbing any headlines
Choosing me as for Pope: Bold, visionary, energizes alt comedy community
Choosing me as for Pope: Bold, visionary, energizes alt comedy community
About to turn 40 and realizing why “The Dark Ages” and “The Middle Ages” refer to the same historical period.
April 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
About to turn 40 and realizing why “The Dark Ages” and “The Middle Ages” refer to the same historical period.
Ok, so you’ve been manufactured since 1992 and are the lowest-depreciating sedan in the United States after five years… 🎵 That don’t Impreza me much 🎵
March 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ok, so you’ve been manufactured since 1992 and are the lowest-depreciating sedan in the United States after five years… 🎵 That don’t Impreza me much 🎵
Ah, two months into the Trump presidency and markets are finally back to the panic they had when they panicked Joe Biden wouldn’t be able to beat him.
March 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Ah, two months into the Trump presidency and markets are finally back to the panic they had when they panicked Joe Biden wouldn’t be able to beat him.
Most of the time I have my phone on Disturb mode
February 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Most of the time I have my phone on Disturb mode
New McSweeney’s piece co-written by Annie Agnone and meee: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how...
How We Restored Our New York City Loft to an Authentic Nineteenth-Century Sweatshop
From the moment my husband Jon and I saw the sun-drenched loft on Mercer, we knew two things: We absolutely loved it, and we had to change everythi...
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January 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
New McSweeney’s piece co-written by Annie Agnone and meee: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how...
Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life because everyone else will be trying to do it too.
January 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life because everyone else will be trying to do it too.
Quoth The Raven, “That’s so Raven.”
January 11, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Quoth The Raven, “That’s so Raven.”
I do not believe in the death penalty except in extreme cases like people who FaceTime in public.
January 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I do not believe in the death penalty except in extreme cases like people who FaceTime in public.
“It’s New Year’s Eve, not New Year’s Steve!”
bursting in through the door: “New Year’s Steve don’t think sooooooo!”
*entire party goes wild*
bursting in through the door: “New Year’s Steve don’t think sooooooo!”
*entire party goes wild*
December 31, 2024 at 5:44 PM
“It’s New Year’s Eve, not New Year’s Steve!”
bursting in through the door: “New Year’s Steve don’t think sooooooo!”
*entire party goes wild*
bursting in through the door: “New Year’s Steve don’t think sooooooo!”
*entire party goes wild*
Unlike Shakira, one of my hips never lies but the other never tells the truth…
December 25, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Unlike Shakira, one of my hips never lies but the other never tells the truth…
On the first day of Christmas, I want you to put one bird on the first square of a chess board…
December 25, 2024 at 2:54 PM
On the first day of Christmas, I want you to put one bird on the first square of a chess board…
Luigi Mangione is Bisexual Eraser
December 10, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Luigi Mangione is Bisexual Eraser
“It can be a dangerous place, but it's our last best hope for peace. This is the story of last of the Maroon stations. The year is 2258. The name of the place is Maroon 5.”
November 30, 2024 at 10:41 PM
“It can be a dangerous place, but it's our last best hope for peace. This is the story of last of the Maroon stations. The year is 2258. The name of the place is Maroon 5.”