Aaron Hoyland
@aaronhoyland.bsky.social
Twin dad and all-around nerd into politics, science and all that woke bleeding heart stuff.
Shaving your head is scary as shit and as a result the number of men waiting too long probably outnumber the ones doing it too early 50 to 1.
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Shaving your head is scary as shit and as a result the number of men waiting too long probably outnumber the ones doing it too early 50 to 1.
Conservatives can only win elections if people are some combination of dumb, angry and scared.
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Conservatives can only win elections if people are some combination of dumb, angry and scared.
I'll take this opportunity to remind people that Canada also has a 5-week "use it or lose it" provision for additional leave on top of that year that can ONLY be taken by the non-birthing partner. Dads, this means you.
November 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I'll take this opportunity to remind people that Canada also has a 5-week "use it or lose it" provision for additional leave on top of that year that can ONLY be taken by the non-birthing partner. Dads, this means you.
Yeah, just drop a $20 every five years and call it even.
November 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Yeah, just drop a $20 every five years and call it even.
I hate how hard this made me laugh.
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I hate how hard this made me laugh.
My 3-year old has decided that she "wants to play hockey" and I cannot emphasize enough how much I don't want that to happen, for a multitude of reasons.
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My 3-year old has decided that she "wants to play hockey" and I cannot emphasize enough how much I don't want that to happen, for a multitude of reasons.
"Part of that conversation" is a fun little euphemism for "An opportunity to decide whether the funds align with our preferred ideology and decline them if they don't".
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"Part of that conversation" is a fun little euphemism for "An opportunity to decide whether the funds align with our preferred ideology and decline them if they don't".
I was going to make a snarky joke about the Alberta advantage, but honestly, this is just sad and infuriating. This shit kills kids.
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I was going to make a snarky joke about the Alberta advantage, but honestly, this is just sad and infuriating. This shit kills kids.
LOL. This is one of my issues with poppies. I never have change! And I rarely have cash of any kind.
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
LOL. This is one of my issues with poppies. I never have change! And I rarely have cash of any kind.
These guys all have a degradation kink, right? It’s the only explanation.
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
These guys all have a degradation kink, right? It’s the only explanation.
Good reminder. We're in.
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Good reminder. We're in.
It's amazing of invested I am in the results of a mayoral race of a city I don't live in (hell, in a country I don't live in).
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It's amazing of invested I am in the results of a mayoral race of a city I don't live in (hell, in a country I don't live in).
Criminally underrated post.
November 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Criminally underrated post.
We’ve had a ton of people ask if we’re having another or tell us that we should (especially daycare teachers, which I guess is a compliment to our existing children?). Which could be construed as pressure, although I don’t feel it as such.
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
We’ve had a ton of people ask if we’re having another or tell us that we should (especially daycare teachers, which I guess is a compliment to our existing children?). Which could be construed as pressure, although I don’t feel it as such.
I’m gonna be sick.
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I’m gonna be sick.
I’m gonna try really hard not to dwell here, but failing to score a run off second and third with no outs is borderline unforgivable.
November 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’m gonna try really hard not to dwell here, but failing to score a run off second and third with no outs is borderline unforgivable.
LOL. Counterpoint: any kid that gets a homemade Miles Morales costume is lucky as hell.
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
LOL. Counterpoint: any kid that gets a homemade Miles Morales costume is lucky as hell.
Having kids? Not a chance. But if I had the chance to change them waking up in the middle of the night? Abso-freaking-lutely.
October 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Having kids? Not a chance. But if I had the chance to change them waking up in the middle of the night? Abso-freaking-lutely.
There’s no shortage of rage these days!
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
There’s no shortage of rage these days!
Not just you. It’s the app for everyone. 👎👎👎
October 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Not just you. It’s the app for everyone. 👎👎👎