Baby’s first McSweeney’s.

Baby meaning me, not my actual baby. If my daughter got published in McSweeney’s before she was three months old I’d honestly be more jealous than proud.

Anyways go read it.

I don’t understand why everybody is saying this about him but nobody is saying this about me.

Two years ago he didn’t even get to talk to her at her concert. He came out of there a different man. He came out of there with a purpose and a drive to make this possible. And I saw a different Travis Kelce. An underdog.

“I’m the colonel of this melonfarmin’ tank”

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Second Hand is a pilot script I wrote loosely based on my time working with my dad and being dragged to antique and collectibles shows as a teen. The twist is, that the son in the story is a down-on-his-luck thirty-something getting dragged to antique and collectibles shows with his dad.

What do you get when a former Major League middle relief pitcher turned motivational speaker turns Country/Folk musician?

On the latest Have You Heard This podcast, comedian and writer Brian Craig joins me to discuss his hilarious character Fastball Pitcher Bob Gutierrez and Country music turn.

Please consider using your MLK Day of Service to help me with my new apartment...

When is it too late to learn a new skill?

It’s me.

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All I want for Christmas is a new Malice at the Palace so we can experience it through Dunk the Halls

I am not even joking when I say that the little crumb of donut getting stuck on the phone receiver is one of the great moments in all of cinema.